EBE Chapter 666 The Shortest Way is Actually the Longest Way
Chapter 666 The Shortest Way is Actually the Longest Way
(Everyone in Shin-chan's family gets up very late.)
(Meiya’s face twisted: Wrong! This kid is the only one who wakes up late. A gentle voice is useless! He doesn’t react at all!
And now we have moved, if he misses the stroller in kindergarten, I have to send him to ride twice as far as before! And he has to ride the 39-degree, 1272-meter-long, heart-breaking Hero's Slope! The electric bike is also having problems now...)
Then Meiya discovered another serious problem... (Ah! I don't know how to get to kindergarten from here!)
(At this point, it’s unclear whether Meiya’s distress is due to education or fear of hard work.)
"..." Mingxu, who was standing aside, looked at Meiya's appearance, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Mom, it's not that serious...
Then he saw that Misae really looked a little overwhelmed, so he pulled Shin-chan up.
"Get up! You should be allowed to dress yourself."
Then feed him.
"You should be told to eat by yourself. I don't want to rush you, but you have to be quick!"
"Why are you rushing me?"
“...No, Mom, you don’t have to do everything for him..." Mingxu was speechless as he watched Meiya go in instead of Xiaoxin.
"It's all because of Shin-chan's procrastination. Actually, it's Shin-chan who should do the poop!...Ah! What's the point of helping you poop?!" Meiya also reacted suddenly and walked out of the toilet.
"oops.."
"Finally caught up!"
"Thank you for your hard work." Teacher Yoshinaga looked at them helplessly. The next few days went smoothly.
(The Nohara family seemed to be on the expressway every day, living a life of fear and trepidation.)
But, until one day, Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin who couldn't be woken up no matter what, and shook his head. Forget it, this kid has developed resistance and doesn't even believe that Nanako has come.
"I don't think I need to tell you, Meiya. You should know that you have to go to kindergarten every day, right?"
"This is a fact that cannot be avoided..." Meiya collapsed on the ground.
“But this day still happened.”
"Yes. I asked him to go early, but he just wouldn't listen. I called him several times in the morning but he still wouldn't get up. How long will this life last?"
"What should we do today?"
"No, no, no, no, I don't want to! If you ask me to ride up that Hero's Hill, I'll die!"
Mingxu looked at Meiya and scratched his head. No, who is Mom talking to?
(Why are you pretending? Aren’t you the one with the most bugs?)
(Don’t bother me, just keep writing. Mingxu rolled his eyes at someone.)
(Alas, you should just disappear from this chapter. A certain author raised his keyboard and smiled sinisterly.)
(Not... you... Mingxu's mouth twitched. This guy is not a human being!)
Mei-ya discovered the baby carriage downstairs at this time and was immediately shocked: "Ah? The carriage is here, no, Xiaoxu, you should get ready to get on the carriage first. As for Xiaoxin, Xiaoxin is still sleeping. He can neither go forward nor backward, what should we do..."
"It's neither possible to advance nor to retreat..." Meiya looked at Shin-chan anxiously, but she just couldn't call out.
"I can neither advance nor retreat. I'm in a dilemma." Xiaoxin suddenly opened his eyes and answered the phone.
"You're awake! That's great, maybe there's still time!" Misaya was overjoyed to see Shin-chan wake up.
"Oh. Good morning, mom." Shin-chan rubbed his eyes and called out casually to Misae.
"The stroller is here. Hurry up and change your clothes and eat. Hurry up! Hurry up and put on your clothes! Hurry up!" Meiya picked up the food on the table and stuffed it into Xiaoxin's mouth.
Mingxu shook his head and went downstairs first with his schoolbag.
When Teacher Ji Yong saw Ming Xu, his eyes lit up and he asked hurriedly: "Xiao Xu, Xiao Xin..."
Mingxu shook his head: "It's a bit risky."
"Ah? This...the principal..." Teacher Yoshinaga looked at the principal.
"Um... it's almost time. Xiaoxu, you get in the car first. As for Xiaoxin, please wait for a few minutes. Alas~" The headmaster couldn't help but sigh when he said this.
Upstairs, Mei Ya was still frantically stuffing rice into Xiao Xin’s mouth, and the boy actually ate it. I have to admire this boy’s mouth, he can really stuff it…
"Come, come, eat, eat!"
"Great! This is the fastest record. I'm so happy." After Miyagi stuffed all the food into Shin-chan's mouth, she was immediately satisfied. There was still time!
After eating, Shin-chan wiped his mouth and looked at Mei-ya: "Then I'll go to the bathroom." Then he walked towards the bathroom.
"Hmm. Ah? You'll be older when you go to kindergarten!" Meiya nodded subconsciously, then suddenly reacted, anxiously grabbed the toilet door that was about to close and shouted.
"It's almost time to poop now!" Shin-chan also started a tug-of-war with Mei-sai, trying to close the toilet door.
"You can't grow up at home! The stroller is already at the door!" Meiya refused to let him go.
"I don't want it! I don't want to be constipated like my mom when I grow up!" As he said that, Xiaoxin made a heart attack and successfully hit Meiya's vital point. This time, Meiya's hand loosened, and Xiaoxin hurriedly closed the door, sat on the toilet, and made a comfortable sound: "Wow~ It's so comfortable~"
"My life has gone from heaven to hell..." Mei Ya came to her senses and sat down on the ground powerlessly. She had no choice but to go downstairs to explain the situation when she saw the stroller was still upstairs.
"I didn't expect that this day would finally happen." Teacher Yoshinaga looked at Misae helplessly.
"This day finally happened..." Meiya said helplessly.
"Please accept my condolences." Teacher Yoshinaga looked at Meiya, shook his head, and after comforting her, he got in the car, closed the door, and drove away. . .
(No, you bastard, you really won’t show up for me! Mingxu looked at someone and raised his stick.)
(Put it down! Put it down! You will come back again! Someone screamed hysterically, and Mingxu put down the stick.)
"Oh..." Upstairs, Xiaoxin finally came out of the bathroom.
"It's much bigger, so comfortable~ ah? Okay, mommy can go to kindergarten now!"
Meiya looked at him helplessly: "You've grown 20 minutes, put on your pants quickly."
"I hate it~"
"Xiao Xin, I have no idea how to get to the kindergarten from here. You have to help me find the way!" After taking out the map, Meiya said to Xiao Xin seriously.
"Okay, so the road to the kindergarten is blocked again?" Shin-chan was a little confused while holding the map.
"I told you that giving directions is not a dead end! I just want you to look at the map and tell me how to get to this side! You need to know the way to the kindergarten from here, I'm not familiar with it yet!" Meiya looked at Xiaoxin seriously and said.
"Okay!" Xiaoxin nodded. Meiya was also satisfied, but looking at the boy's state, Meiya rolled her eyes.
"Now that you know, put on your pants!"
"Disgusting~"
After pulling out the bicycle, Meiya looked at Xiaoxin and asked: "Okay, how do we go next?"
"This way!" Xiaoxin said casually.
Meiya stopped immediately and looked at Xiaoxin helplessly: "Oh, how do I know which way is this? I should say go left or right."
"Then this side should be the left side, right?" Shin-chan scratched his head uncertainly.
"Ah, then let's talk about which side holds the bowl or the side that holds the chopsticks." Meiya sighed and continued to move forward.
"Can't you just say the side where my Condam robot holds a knife or a shield?" Shin-chan still wanted to bargain.
"No!" Meiya said without hesitation.
"This is for holding the bowl." Shin-chan said, looking at his hands.
"Hey, why didn't you say so earlier!" Meiya stopped again and turned the car around.
“This is also for holding bowls.”
"it is good."
"Still holding a bowl."
"Okay." Xiaoxin said as he turned the map. Then Meiya was dumbfounded.
"Huh? No, why am I back again?"
"Because I'm a kindergarten kid who can't read a map." Shin-chan tilted his head and laughed.
"Give it to me, you're holding it the wrong way! I see the kindergarten is to the north of here, I just want the sun to be on my right side." Meiya took the map and looked at it speechlessly, then continued to move forward, complaining as she walked: "Don't you feel embarrassed at all for asking me, a person with little energy and no direction to take you to school?"
"It's embarrassing for a mother who has no idea of the direction and only has physical strength." Shin-chan hit the nail on the head again.
"What!" Meiya was shocked and turned to look at Xiaoxin.
Xiao Xin was immediately startled: "Mom, front, front!"
"Ah!" Meiya turned around, stepped on the brakes quickly, and barely stopped in front of the electric pole.
"I was scared to death." Meisai breathed a sigh of relief, and Xiaoxin and Xiaokui also breathed a sigh of relief, and they almost bumped into each other.
Then they continued to move forward, and when they passed a road, Meiya couldn't help but sigh at the environment here.
"Oh, what a beautiful road, so great." Meiya was lying in front of a store and looking. There was a clothing store inside, and there was a fashionable dress behind the glass.
Seeing Meiya's fascination, Xiaoxin hurriedly shouted: "Mom! The kindergarten is not this way! Mom!"
"Oh, what a fashionable store! It's so beautiful." Miya ignored Shin-chan.
"Mom..." Xiaoxin also suffered.
"Wow~" Meiya exclaimed at every store she passed by.
"Mom. Do you remember where we are going?" Xiao Xin asked speechlessly.
"Of course I remember. Actually, moving is a good thing. This way I can discover a new side of Kasukabe." Misaya came back to her senses and said with a smile.
"As long as you remember the way, you can come back later." Xiaoxin said helplessly.
"Ah, what a fine coffee shop." Meiya didn't listen to Xiaoxin at all. She saw a coffee shop in front of her and looked behind the glass in surprise: "Ah, this is a handmade vanilla tea shop."
"Mom, I want to go to the bathroom." At this time, Xiaoxin felt the urge to pee, so Meiya went along with it.
"I can't really help you.. Hello, it's great inside too."
"I came here to take a look after all this time." Shin-chan rolled his eyes.
"I just wanted to help you use the toilet."
"It seems embarrassing to just use the toilet."
"I'm not that shameless." Meiya has already ordered a cup of coffee and started to taste it.
"How does it taste? This is tea made with herbs grown in our own yard." The boss came over and asked with a smile.
"Oh, this tastes really good. Then let's..."
"Oh, my son is back."
"Mom, I came back from picking some lemons. Oh, welcome."
"I really want to try some!" When Meiya saw the handsome guy, she immediately ordered a few more cups. Then, with a belly full of water, she continued on her journey with the two little ones.
"Mom, can you still ride after drinking four cups?" Shin-chan asked with some confusion as he looked at Mi-ya's expression.
"I'm going to sweat a lot when I ride up the Hero's Hill, so I should replenish water!" Meiya argued.
"Can we get there this way?" Xiao Xin asked puzzledly, looking at the unfamiliar road ahead.
"I can see Haohan Hill from here, so we should be able to get there." Meiya glanced and said.
"You're not going to say at the end that this is a woman's intuition?" Xiaoxin complained.
"Ah, just ride up the ramp from that supermarket and you'll get to the kindergarten!"
"what!"
"Ready! Go!" Next, on the Hero's Slope, Meiya pedaled the bicycle hard, going up step by step.
Suddenly, a convenience store downstairs started promoting itself.
"Everyone, please note that we will be having a 11-minute limited-time sale starting at 30:30. The original 5 boxes of tissues that cost yuan will now only cost yuan!"
"Two hundred? Ah!" Meiya's eyes lit up when she heard that, but as soon as she relaxed, the road she had finally climbed up slipped down again. But since she was already here, she might as well buy some. So she set out again with the tissues she had purchased. This time, after much hardship, she finally arrived at the entrance of the kindergarten.
"Finally we're here!"
Suddenly, a baby carriage appeared from behind them. Teacher Yoshinaga got out of the car and saw them. He asked in confusion: "Mrs. Nohara, Shin-chan? Did you take a long detour?"
"It's okay, what's the matter with the stroller?" Meiya was a little puzzled.
"Actually, today's school classes ended in the morning." Teacher Yoshinaga said immediately when he saw Misae's puzzled look.
"Ah?" Meiya was shocked.
"I should have given you a letter last week. Didn't Xiaoxu and the others give it to you? Oh, by the way, Xiaoxu went to help the principal that time, and gave the letter to Xiaoxin..." Teacher Yoshinaga suddenly reacted.
“???” Misaya looked at Shin-chan with a puzzled look on her face as he took out two letters.
"These are the two letters... I'll take my leave now." Teacher Yoshinaga twitched his mouth and said goodbye quickly.
"Mom, can you find the way back? Mom!" Shin-chan shouted at the dumbfounded Misaya.
There was no choice but to head towards home again.
At the same time, Mingxu, who was standing at the doorstep, looked at the locked door speechlessly and rolled his eyes. “No, you guys haven’t come back yet…”
(No, you really appeared at the very end! Mingxu looked at someone speechlessly.)
(Just tell me whether you have appeared or not! Put your hands on your hips!)
(...)
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