Chapter 340 I hope the Prime Minister won’t kill us
Chapter 340 I hope the Prime Minister won’t kill us
"You, what do you want to do?" The Sixth Prince took a breath and finally found his voice. He asked in fear, "Does the Eighth Princess know about your plan? Given her personality, will she agree to have sex with another man and get pregnant and have a child?"
"If that person is the Prime Minister she has been thinking about all the time, how could she not be happy?" Yu Jiuer never stopped until her words were shocking.
The Sixth Prince swallowed his saliva and asked nervously, "Will the Prime Minister agree to this? I don't understand love, but I can see that the Prime Minister's feelings for the Eighth Princess are hard to describe. If he really likes the Eighth Princess, he will definitely not agree to her coming to Miaojiang to marry, right?"
"Some things are more clear to the bystanders than to the authorities. We have to help them!" Yu Jiuer's eyes were full of calculations. She stretched out a hand to the Sixth Prince, "Do you want to form an alliance with me? To plan a good future for yourself?"
The Sixth Prince stared blankly at the hand that Yu Jiuer stretched out to him, and said with all his might, "If the Eighth Princess is willing, then I have nothing to say. I'm just afraid that the Prime Minister will be furious!"
"That's why we have to plan for it!" Yu Jiuer raised her eyebrows at the Sixth Prince, encouraging him to make a decision.
The Sixth Prince thought about it and nodded heavily: "Okay! I do!"
Yu Jiuer smiled brightly like a flower, and happily slapped his trembling palm: "Happy cooperation!"
“Happy collaboration...!”
The Sixth Prince's voice was trembling and his heart was pounding so hard that even she could hear it.
Seeing his cowardly look, Yu Jiuer had to warn him seriously: "This matter is known to heaven and earth, you and I know it, and even the prince cannot tell it before it is done!"
The Sixth Prince grasped his trouser legs, which were shaking uncontrollably, and nodded solemnly: "Okay! I hope the Prime Minister won't chop us to pieces!"
"Are you stupid? What will happen if he knows it was us who did it? This has to be done perfectly and happen naturally!" Yu Jiuer touched her chin with her hand, her eyes rolling.
The Sixth Prince stared at her with his mouth wide open, and asked stupidly, "Is there any other way to allow two people who are not married to sleep together without any burden? Can this be done 'naturally'?"
"You don't understand! Hehe! I have an idea!" Yu Jiuer snapped her fingers and patted the Sixth Prince's shoulder happily, "Just cooperate with me when the time comes!"
"As long as it doesn't harm the Eighth Princess, I will naturally cooperate! But pregnancy doesn't seem to be a one-time thing. Do we need to make a long-term plan?" The Sixth Prince asked a tricky question.
Yu Jiuer looked thoughtful, and finally nodded and said, "I will calculate the days when women are most likely to get pregnant. If it doesn't work once, I will try again a second time. Don't give up!"
"Okay! Then I'll leave it to you!" The Sixth Prince was so nervous that his lips were trembling. He swore that this must be the most exciting thing he had ever done in his life.
His Highness the Sixth Prince gained a lot from this outing.
Looking at the basket of poisonous insects in his hand, Yu Jiuer's scalp tingled, but the Sixth Prince felt like he had found a treasure and held it tightly in his arms all the way.
After returning to the village, Jun Mo did not forget to instruct the Sixth Prince: "Remember to train the double disc Gu first and plant them on the prince and Princess Jing!"
"Please rest assured, Your Majesty. In two days, these two poisonous insects will be yours. From now on, no matter where you are, you will be able to sense each other's location!" The Sixth Prince nodded and promised.
"Is it so magical?" Yu Jiuer still didn't believe it!
The Sixth Prince smiled mysteriously and said, "You will know when the time comes!"
In other aspects, he is indeed not as smart as her, but when it comes to playing with poisonous insects, he is definitely better than her!
Yu Jiuer was a little bit expectant, then she looked up at the sky and said, "The sun has already set, the Gu wine should have been filtered!"
As she said this, she hurriedly ran towards her room. Little Stone followed her and shouted, "Princess Jing, don't worry. Sister Xinyu was punished by the headmaster to kneel in the ancestral hall. She will not come to ruin your experiment again!"
"It turns out that Xinyu really was the one who messed up last night's experiment!" Yu Jiuer was not surprised at all.
Little Stone said, "Yes, I got up last night and ran into her holding a cat. She deliberately let the cat knock over the Gu wine. I told the head before going to the back mountain!"
"Good boy, thank you!"
Yu Jiuer entered the room and saw that most of the Gu wine had already dripped out after half a day of filtering.
She immediately picked up the spoon beside her, scooped up a spoonful and smelled it, and said in surprise: "Everyone come and smell it, the pungent smell of the Gu wine has really become much lighter. If you add some flower fragrance to it, it will taste like flower wine!"
"Indeed!" Jun Mo stepped forward and smelled it, with admiration flashing in his eyes. He touched Yu Jiuer's head and praised her generously, "I knew Jiuer was the best!"
Shang Buqun couldn't stand seeing Jun Mo showing off, and sneered: "What's the point of being indifferent? We have to see the effect first!"
"Why don't you try it?" Yu Jiuer raised the wine to Shang Buqun's mouth.
Shang Buqun quickly took two steps back: "Don't come over here, I'm a grown man, I don't want to rely on this kind of thing!"
"Oh?" Yu Jiuer glanced at his lower body with an ambiguous expression and said sarcastically, "You are so capable? How come you have remained chaste for so many years?"
"Prince Jing, please control your woman. How dare you let her out so outspoken?" Shang Buqun fled in a hurry with a red face.
The eighth princess lowered her head, her face also blushing.
Yu Jiuer turned to tease the Eighth Princess: "Why don't you try it?"
The Eighth Princess stamped her feet and said shyly, "Sister Yu, why do you always like to play tricks on me? Aren't there mice?"
The clever little stone immediately said, "I will report to the headmaster and ask her to get the mouse here."
After half a night of observation, Wu Cuihua excitedly announced the result in front of everyone's eager eyes: "It worked! It worked! That's great!"
The villagers cheered and rejoiced: "Ah! God has opened his eyes! It really worked!"
Xinyu's face was pale, with mixed feelings of sadness and joy, and she murmured, "How can it really be successful? There are so many of us, and we have never been able to do it in our lifetimes. Can you really do it?"
Yu Jiuer pretended to be relaxed and said: "You saw it! The facts are right in front of us!"
Xinyu clenched her fists, but her expression remained calm: "This is just the first step. In the second step, if you can really help the villagers get rich, I will willingly withdraw from the selection of the Saint!"
"No hurry! The prince promised before to help you win the position of Saint. We in Prince Jing's Mansion have always kept our word and we cannot break our promise to you!" Yu Jiuer took the initiative to bring up this matter to prevent her from using it as an excuse to cause trouble.
Facing Xinyu's surprised look, Yu Jiuer continued, "I have filtered out the Gu wine. You can compete with the villagers. If you earn more silver, you can still be elected as the saint. The prince will buy a shop in Yongcheng to sell Gu wine for you, which can also be regarded as helping you in the election!"
Xinyu was arrogant and still refused to accept the defeat. She looked at Yu Jiuer coldly, "Do you really not want to run for the Saint? Don't be so hypocritical. If you want it, just say it boldly!"
Isn't it because she covets the position of the Saint that she is trying to come to the fore?
Yu Jiuer spread her hands and said, "I have so many things to do, how can I have the time to compete with you? What's the point of being a saint? I'm just teasing you!"
Xinyu felt complicated when she heard this. She lowered her head and said shamefully to Jun Mo instead of Yu Jiuer: "I'm sorry! I've caused trouble for the prince!"
Jun Mo said without any concern: "No problem! My princess likes to play, why would I find it troublesome?"
Hearing Jun Mo's unconditional doting on Yu Jiuer, Xinyu felt a pang of sadness in her heart.
Wu Cuihua saw Yu Jiuer's ability and quickly tried to smooth things over: "Princess Jing, you have helped people to the end. The wine has been filtered out. Why don't you help sell it and participate in the Saint election? If you win, our whole village will sincerely worship you as our Saint!"
The villagers also followed suit and said, "Yes! Princess Jing, just join us!"
The villagers' hospitality was so hard to refuse that Yu Jiuer's eyes twitched!
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