EBE Chapter 30: Turning on the eavesdropping function, I almost died laughing!
Chapter 30: Turning on the eavesdropping function, I almost died laughing!
The next day, the Tiandou Royal Team students continued their journey.
Qin Ming's eyes were swollen and dull. It was obvious that the teacher did not sleep well last night.
When he saw Lin Fan, he also seemed hesitant to speak.
On the side, Dugu Yan covered his mouth and found that the atmosphere was a bit subtle. He wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare to.
Ye Lingling looked at Lin Fan from time to time, then put her little head on her knees, hugged her knees with her hands, and huddled in the corner of the carriage.
Four people, four directions, very subtle.
Lin Fan, on the other hand, had been sitting cross-legged, looking like he was practicing hard.
In fact, the sign-in has already started.
His mind was empty and he didn't think about anything. He wanted to see what rewards he could get by signing in this delicate environment.
[Sign in successfully. Congratulations to the host for successfully enabling the eavesdropping function. Do you want to use it? 】
Eavesdropping function?
Lin Fan was dumbfounded.
[The eavesdropping function is a small program function of the Zhaotian Gang sign-in system. You can eavesdrop on the other party's thoughts by spending a small amount of pretentiousness! 】
[Note: While eavesdropping on the other person’s voice, remember to empty your mind and don’t talk to yourself in your heart, otherwise the other person can hear it too! 】
[Eavesdropping has two modes, normal mode and disguise mode]
[Normal opening is normal mode! 】
[Disguise mode: Disguise your inner self-talk identity, and deduct an appropriate amount of pretense value according to the degree of disguise! 】
Lin Fan was shocked when he saw the system's explanation.
Okay, this little function is amazing!
There are also modes to choose from!
Soon, Lin Fan had an amazing learning ability and learned all the functions in a short time.
'Listen to your heart, who will be the first to be the guinea pig! 'Thinking in his mind, Lin Fan glanced at Ye Lingling, Dugu Yan and Qin Ming.
Finally, he spent ten points of pretense and began to eavesdrop on Dugu Yan's thoughts.
Dugu Yan's inner world: [Wow, His Royal Highness is really handsome. If His Highness and I... Hehe... Hehe... Wuwuwu... It seems that Your Highness is a front-tailed monkey... Hmm~~~ I'm so scared, I like it so much! 】
Lin Fan: "???"
After turning off the eavesdropping function in an instant, Lin Fan was completely surprised.
He has read the original work, and the men and women in Douluo Continent are indeed very... bold...
But it was the first time I heard a girl’s voice.
It was him who was naive, this Dugu Yan... was more bold and bold than he imagined...
No wonder he snuggled into Yu Tianheng's arms as soon as he appeared on the stage. It seems that the two people who are inseparable have been honest with each other.
Oops, I’m just...looking forward to it!
At this time, the system silently typed out a line of text: [Successful pretense, reward 100 points of pretense! 】
Lin Fan: ? ? ?
Can eavesdropping also reward pretentiousness?
I'm such a straightforward guy.
The ten points of pretense worth this fee were earned back, ten times as much.
There is something!
So Lin Fan spent another ten points of pretense, selected the normal mode, and continued to eavesdrop on Dugu Yan's thoughts.
Dugu Yan's inner world: [It seems that Your Highness Xue Beng is not very interested in me. Is it because I'm not old enough?Or...am I not beautiful enough?I’m so confused, should I talk to His Highness alone to express my love? 】
[Damn it, have I, Duguyan, been poisoned by His Highness? I’m so stunned! 】
[Dugu Yan, you can't be like this, you can't covet His Highness's appearance, he is a superior Highness, you are just an ugly duckling! 】
[Yes, I, Duguyan, am just an ugly duckling. How can I be worthy of His Highness the Prince? Woohoo~~~ So sad! 】
……
Lin Fan gently opened an eyeliner and secretly looked at Dugu Yan.
This girl was never idle. Sometimes she looked up at the ceiling of the carriage, her eyes dull. Then she secretly peeked at herself. Now she looked at the scenery outside the window. Now she lowered her head to meditate.
Hard hammered.
It is a true portrayal of the heart.
It's the little green snake who has just begun to fall in love.
From beginning to end, Lin Fan kept his mind empty and regarded himself as a bystander.
But the next moment, Lin Fan turned off the normal mode and turned on the disguised eavesdropping mode.
Choose the person to disguise your inner voice: Dugu Yan!
Start eavesdropping!
Opposite me, Dugu Yan felt very complicated in her heart: [If my grandfather knew what I am like now, he would definitely be very angry. I am still young, but I don’t practice well and let my grandfather down. I, Dugu Yan, am really not a girl! 】
Lin Fan (disguised version of Dugu Yan): [No, I, Dugu Yan, respect the true thoughts in my heart and live my life? 】
Dugu Yan: [? ? ? 】
Dugu Yan: [You, who are you?Why does it appear in my inner world? 】
Lin Fan (disguised version of Dugu Yan): [I am you, you are me, we are all Dugu Yan! 】
Dugu Yan: [? ? ?I have a split personality? 】
Dugu Yan was dumbfounded.
He was very scared. Another voice appeared in his inner world, and he couldn't control it. Ah, this...
Dugu Yan didn't know what to do.
Lin Fan decisively launched the eavesdropping mode. He couldn't do this anymore. Girls also liked him. If he continued this, Dugu Yan would really have a split personality.
Make it impossible.
It's better to find Qin Ming.
The next moment, Lin Fan turned on the pretender mode and eavesdropped on Qin Ming.
Qin Ming's inner world: [Tao, what is it?What is Tao?Enlightenment?What path have you enlightened? 】
[What exactly does Xue Beng mean by enlightenment? 】
[Why did he say the water is deep here?Is there something terrible going on here? 】
[The Avenue of Heaven and Earth, what exactly is it? 】
Lin Fan (disguised as the Dao of Heaven): [The Tao is Tao, but it is not Tao. I am the Tao of Heaven, and the Tao of Heaven is me! 】
Qin Ming's whole body suddenly trembled.
He heard the sound of the brilliant avenue, like rolling thunder, exploding in his heart.
My whole body felt like I was electrocuted all of a sudden, and I got goosebumps all over my body!
His inner world was ecstatic, and he roared loudly: "The Tao is Tao, it's very Tao, it's good, it's a good way, it's a way of heaven, I've...understood...a little bit...of heaven, please accept me as your disciple, I'm willing to be yours" Loyal student! 】
Lin Fan decisively exited the eavesdropping mode.
If he continues like this, he feels like he will be laughed to death by Qin Ming.
Damn it, I became a student of the way of heaven... and this is the first time I have seen this kind of brain circuit.
The people in Douluo Continent are so fun!
Lin Fan sincerely felt that this eavesdropping function was very interesting.
So... he aimed at the girl who left behind in the carriage, Ye Lingling!
Activate pretender mode.
Disguised identity - Husky woman.
Ye Lingling: [Mom, I will definitely become someone you can be proud of! 】
[I, Ye Lingling, are destined not to have love in this life! 】
[For my mother, I don’t need love. The Nine-Star Begonia Martial Spirit is destined to bloom its glory in the mainland! 】
[I, Ye Lingling, must make the Jiu Xing Haitang martial spirit become the number one auxiliary martial spirit in the continent! 】
[It is my duty to defeat the Qibao Glazed Sect and recast the glory of the Nine-Star Begonia! 】
[I don’t deserve love. For my mother, I am willing not to marry for the rest of my life. I just hope that my mother can live a long life, be happy and healthy! 】
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Lin Fan: ...
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