EBE Chapter 133: What happened to you?
Chapter 133: What happened to you?
The Queen Mother held her hands up and remained silent for a long time without uttering a single word.
"Calm down, calm down, don't faint. My goal is to send you to hell. What's the matter with you fainting?"
"Are you here to kill me today?"
Su He crossed his legs and sat on the edge of the small couch, shaking his legs without any rhythm. "No, I'm afraid of dirtying my hands, so I'm going to persuade you to commit suicide."
"Haha, cough cough cough, what a joke. You want me to commit suicide, then you are making a wrong calculation."
Su He was not angry at all. He flipped the book in his hand and said, "Hiss~"
"Sorry, the first one was written wrong, this is the cover."
Su He raised the booklet in his hand again, "How long did the Queen Mother and Longkodo hug each other?"
"You~"
"Sorry, I made a mistake again, tear it up~"
Su He raised the booklet for the third time, "The Complete Guide to the Postures of the Queen Mother and Longkodo."
"Don't be dizzy, don't be dizzy. Look at you. When you get angry, I get nervous. When I get nervous, I make mistakes."
"Tear it up! It's such a sin to waste paper."
“It’s definitely right this time.”
This time, Su He did not lift up the booklet, but threw it directly at the Queen Mother.
"My hands are sore from lifting them, you can hold it and see for yourself."
"This is the final draft. The title is, "You tell the story and I guess, about the true identity of the emperor and the fourteenth prince's biological father"
Su He poked the Queen Mother's thigh with the handle of the dagger.
"Don't be so stingy. Give me your opinion. Which name do you think is better? I am a professional name-giving idiot."
Su He looked at the Queen Mother with her eyes wide open, the corners of her mouth curled up slightly, and then she said to herself: "I knew it, this story is too exciting, you definitely don't know which name to choose."
"So, in order to leave no regrets, I printed thousands of copies of these four names."
Su He waved his arm as he spoke, and four stacks of booklets with names of different lengths on their covers were piled on the small couch.
The Queen Mother was so angry that she didn't even think about why so many pamphlets appeared all of a sudden.
"Old witch, you don't have much time. If I don't receive the news of your death at 3 p.m. tomorrow, these things will be scattered all over the capital like last time. If you die but leave a backup plan and let others suspect me, these things will appear in every corner of the Qing Dynasty. I mean what I say."
The Queen Mother looked at Su He who was about to turn around and walk out, and quickly called him, "Wait."
"You are shaking the Qing Dynasty by doing this."
Su He stopped, turned around and laughed, "Why? Are you qualified to talk about family, country and the world?"
The Queen Mother was so angry that she choked. "If you spread these things, aren't you afraid that your position as a concubine will be unstable and your son's future will be ruined?"
Su He was so angry that he laughed, "Wu Ya Chengbi, you have lived to this age in vain."
"You don't need to worry about me and my children. You should worry about whether you and your two sons can survive!"
"You~"
Su He took one last look at the Queen Mother and was about to look away when he saw that the Queen Mother's body had collapsed, her arms hanging down, and her eyes were wide open.
"Is this dead?"
Just as Su He returned to the couch, he heard the sound of the door opening outside and instantly flashed back to the space.
"My lady, for your sake, I have specially brought you the pickles from Liubiju that Lord Longkodo brought back from Yangzhou."
"Bang, bang, bang!"
"My Lady, My Lady, what's wrong with you? Wake up, don't scare me."
"Sister Gui, Sister Gui."
"What's wrong? You can't even eat peacefully?"
"Come and see the queen."
Nanny Gui saw the room in a mess and the empress dowager leaning crookedly on the couch with her eyes open.
"Hey, this~, hurry up, Xiao Fangzi, go call the imperial physician."
A quarter of an hour later, a middle-aged imperial physician, sweating profusely, ran into the room. When he saw the situation, he sweated even more.
It's such bad luck that he has to be on duty today. I'm afraid he won't live long.
The middle-aged doctor's calves were cramped at the moment. He could not even take two steps of more than three meters and walked like an old man with a staggering gait.
"The Queen Mother has passed away."
The hall was deathly silent. Su He carefully searched the room to see if there were any traces of himself left behind. He also checked the number of space booklets, the number of paper balls with torn covers, and the silver-shining dagger.
Yeah, the TV series is honest and I am not lying. Criminals really like to return to the crime scene.
Sun Zhuxi stepped forward and stretched out his hand to close the Queen Mother's eyes. "Your Majesty, you can't die with your eyes open. If this gets out, I'm afraid it will cause another big disturbance."
"Xiao Fangzi, go tell the emperor that I will go make another bowl of noodles for the empress. The empress was thinking of this before she died. Imperial physician, please wait in the side hall. I think the emperor will ask you something in a while."
Aunt Gui wiped the tears from her face with her sleeve and said, "Go ahead, I'll clean up the room."
Seeing that Nanny Gui was the only one left in the room, Su He thought about it and appeared behind the screen in the room.
Then he took out another piece of yellow talisman paper and muttered something.
"Miss?"
Cuiguo rubbed her eyes and asked, "Am I seeing things?"
Half a cup of tea later, Su He appeared again, "Cui Guo."
"My lady, is it really you?"
"Madam, do you want to set the table?"
"No hurry, wait."
"My lady, let me change your clothes for you."
"No, this light blue nightgown is just right."
Su He sat on the bed, waiting for the imperial physician named Xiao Fangzi to pass the news to Changchun Palace.
"Your Majesty, do the meals I prepared suit your taste?"
"Well, not bad, very good."
Yinzhen grabbed An Lingrong with one hand and pulled her directly into his arms.
"Although the food is delicious, I'm still not full. Rong'er, do you have any ideas?"
While Yinzhen was talking, his hands were still touching An Lingrong's body.
"Your Majesty, it's just nightfall, it's still early. I've just learned a new dance. Would you mind if I could show it to you?"
"Okay, my Rong'er is smart and beautiful, just right for dancing."
"Then Your Majesty, wait for me. I will change into my dance costume right away."
A quarter of an hour later, An Lingrong, wearing a JK costume and twin ponytails, appeared in front of the emperor with some nervousness.
"Here, this dress."
"Your Majesty, this is the dress designed by my sister and I. Based on this dress, my sister and I specially taught this dance to me."
"Quick, jump for me."
When the dance was over, Yinzhen praised loudly with satisfaction.
"Good! This dance goes really well with this dress."
"When I see you dancing, I feel many years younger. Do this dance and the song you hum have names?"
"Your Majesty, it's called the Pure Land of Bliss."
"Well, it's a good name, and it also has a hint of the Western Paradise."
"Emperor~"
"What's going on? You look so flustered."
"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother has passed away."