EBE Chapter 221: Firecrackers in the crotch, hit 1 modern place name
Chapter 221: Firecrackers in the crotch, hit 1 modern place name
Ning Chaorui's eyes dimmed a lot, but he still asked:
"Can I touch it?"
"can."
Song Yaoyao's weapon can only be used by herself. Even if others have it in their hands, they cannot use it.
Hey! In an emergency, the pistol was transformed into a Gatling gun. After the incident, Song Yaoyao didn't know how to explain it. Fortunately, these people didn't ask about the origin of the Gatling gun. It was a blessing.
Everyone gathered around the Gatling gun and watched it. After a long time, they returned the Gatling gun to Song Yaoyao.
Chen Yixiao: "Thanks to this Gatling gun today, otherwise it would not be so easy for us to escape."
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Now that she was free, Song Yaoyao asked Gua Gua:
[Guagua, why did you only let me kill a chicken to scare the monkeys, and not let me just shoot all the bandits that Zhang Zhixi brought with her? ]
Not only Song Yaoyao wanted to know the reason, but the few people who heard their thoughts also wanted to know the reason.
Gua Gua: [This Zhang Zhixi’s identity is not simple.
When I saw her just now, I unlocked her life information. 】
As Guagua finished speaking, the screen above Song Yaoyao's head lit up, and Zhang Zhixi's image appeared on it...
Guagua continued:
[More than ten years ago, a coup d'état took place in the palace of Longyuan Kingdom.
At that time, Emperor Nian Cen Yi and Empress Meng Xiruo were childhood sweethearts and had a very good relationship.
Before the coup, Nian Cenyi sensed something was wrong and was afraid that Meng Xiruo would be harmed, so he sent people to send her and their daughter Nian Jingran out of the palace.
Nian Jingran was Nian Cenyi's first child and the eldest princess of Longyuan Kingdom. At that time, she was only three years old.
After the rebellion in the palace was quelled, Nian Cenyi sent people to the designated place to pick up Meng Ruoxi and Nian Jingran, only to find that they had not been there at all.
After that, no matter how hard Nian Cenyi searched, he couldn't find the person. 】
In the video, Meng Xiruo and Nian Jingran were sent out of the palace. No one expected that a palace maid beside Meng Xiruo had been bribed and revealed their whereabouts.
Meng Xi had no choice but to order a change of escape route.
In order to save her daughter Nian Jingran, Meng Xiruo led her men to divert the people chasing them, and asked the wet nurse and a guard to carry Nian Jingran and escape in another direction, which was the direction of Tianxuan Kingdom.
In this way, Meng Xiruo was finally caught up, all the guards died, and Meng Xiruo was forced to jump off the cliff, leaving no trace.
When those people found out that Nian Jingran was not with Meng Xiruo, they knew that she had escaped under someone's protection. Then, they split into several groups and started to track her down.
Finally, they found Nian Jingran's whereabouts.
In order to lure those people away, Nian Jingran's wet nurse had to knock her unconscious, hide her in the grass, and cover her with branches.
The wet nurse and the guard continued to run forward, but when they were caught up, they bit their tongues and committed suicide.
Those people were unwilling to give up. After searching for a long time but failing to find Nian Jingran's whereabouts, they had no choice but to leave.
After all, this is Tianxuan Country, and those people can't stay here for long.
When the effect of the drug wore off, Nian Jingran woke up and found no one around her. She started crying and then met the old village chief and his people. She named him Zhang Zhixi...
Guagua continued:
[Nian Jingran was too young at that time and didn't remember anything at all.
Over the years, Nian Cenyi has never given up looking for Meng Xiruo and Nian Jingran.
The reason I don't let you kill people indiscriminately is that I hope you won't do anything too extreme.
In the future, if Tianfeng Kingdom confronts Longyuan Kingdom, we know the whereabouts of Nian Jingran, which can also be a bargaining chip. 】
Song Yaoyao: [I understand.]
Song Yaoyao suddenly laughed:
[In this case, Chen Yixiao is not at a disadvantage. He and the eldest princess of Longyuan Kingdom are married, which can be considered a good match. ]
Guagua laughed unkindly:
[Yeah, if you think about it this way, the two of them are quite a good match.]
This is called destiny meeting each other even though they are thousands of miles apart! 】
Song Yaoyao smiled and said:
[I have a feeling that we will see Zhang Zhixi again in the future. Chen Yixiao can't escape Zhang Zhixi's Five Finger Mountain at all!
We are only separated temporarily now, and I am looking forward to seeing you again next time!
Guagua, tell me, if Chen Yixiao and Zhang Zhixi were to fight, who would have better martial arts skills? 】
Chen Yixiao felt sick when he heard Song Yaoyao's inner voice. He didn't want that tigress.
Guagua: [I also want to know, is it the east wind that prevails over the west wind, or is it the west wind that prevails over the east wind? ]
After tossing and turning for so long, Song Yaoyao was tired and slowly fell asleep.
When Song Yaoyao woke up again, two hours had passed.
The sky gradually darkened and the carriage had stopped. It seemed that they would have to camp outdoors tonight.
Watching them getting ready to cook, Song Yaoyao couldn't help, so she simply found a big rock and sat down.
There's really nothing to see in the wilderness.
Song Yaoyao said boredly:
【Guagua, tell a joke. 】
Gua Gua: [I don’t have any jokes here, host, let me tell you a funny riddle! ]
Song Yaoyao: [Okay! ]
Guagua: [Set off firecrackers in the crotch, name a modern place! ]
Song Yaoyao: [……]
Chen Yixiao and the others originally wanted to hear what funny riddles Gua Gua would come up with, but instead they heard this!
They didn't dare to imagine that scene. How could they still have children if they put firecrackers in their crotch?
It's terrible!
They couldn't help but squeeze their legs together.
Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, when did you become bad? You actually came up with such a colorful riddle! ]
Guagua sneered:
[Host, why are you pretending to be a gentleman? You are a yellow man at heart. I learned this from you! ]
Song Yaoyao: [You old pervert, you are the one who is yellow, your whole family is yellow! ]
Guagua: [Okay, okay, whatever you say is what I will say!
I'm Huang, okay!
So do you want to guess or not? 】
Song Yaoyao: [Guess, guess. Don’t rush me!]
Putting firecrackers in the crotch - bombs (explosive eggs). 】
Guagua: [Host, I asked you to guess the place name, not to say a two-part allegorical saying.]
Song Yaoyao thought for a moment and said:
【Shenyang.】
Guagua: [That’s not right.]
Ning Chaoyun and the others' faces turned red. Guagua and Yaoyao dared to say anything!
But they also want to know what the answer is?
Song Yaoyao thought for a moment and said:
【Chongqing.】
Guagua: [No, guess again!]
Song Yaoyao thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so she said:
[I can't guess, tell me! ]
Guagua: [Host, guess again! ]
Song Yaoyao: [I can’t guess it, I won’t guess anymore! ]
Guagua: [Okay! Since you have a low IQ, I’ll tell you!
Setting off firecrackers in the crotch, guess a modern place name!
The answer is: Shangqiu. 】
Song Yaoyao: [……]
She really couldn't have imagined this!
Ning Chaoyun and the others' faces turned even redder and they all lowered their heads.