Chapter 1143 Brain Short Circuit
Chapter 1143 Brain Short Circuit
"Not bad!" The beautiful woman nodded lightly, appearing so elegant. Apart from his questionable character, Lu Hao was almost impeccable in other aspects.
“Auntie, actually I’ve been studying the Great Sun Divine Art all night long recently. If you wish to cultivate it, I’m willing to study it with you and Zixuan and explore its mysteries together.” Lu Hao stepped forward, his tone fervent.
"You're so thoughtful, always thinking of me when there's something good!" The beautiful woman chuckled, her smile so alluring.
"Of course, after all, we'll probably be family in the future. As the saying goes, 'Don't let good things go to outsiders.' If I have something precious, I'll naturally think of you first, Auntie," Lu Hao flattered her.
"Oh, by the way, Auntie, I have a few carefully selected treasures I'd like to give you as a token of my appreciation." Lu Hao carefully handed over an ancient book from his arms.
"Is it a cultivation technique?" The beautiful woman brushed a strand of hair from her forehead with her jade-like hand, a hint of surprise flashing in her beautiful eyes. She leaned forward slightly, and her jade-like hand inadvertently touched Lu Hao's.
A delicate fragrance emanating from the woman lingered around Lu Hao's nose, stirring his heart and causing him to lose control as the beautiful woman's jade-like hand swept across him.
"You..." The beautiful woman's face instantly turned red, and her captivating eyes coldly swept over Lu Hao.
"Ahem... Auntie has excellent taste! This is indeed a skill, and quite rare at that. I carefully selected it for you!" Lu Hao said with a smile, taking credit for the gift.
"Peach Blossom Flowing Water!" The beautiful woman glanced at the somewhat strange name, and when she looked at the various illustrations inside, her pretty face immediately turned red, even her slender swan neck turned crimson, and she showed a look of embarrassment and annoyance.
"You know I've been widowed for years, yet you give me a dual cultivation technique. What are you trying to do? Do you want to cultivate with me?" The beautiful woman threw the book on the table and said angrily.
Zixuan also looked at Lu Hao with annoyance. This first gift-giving attempt had backfired spectacularly.
"What?! This is a dual cultivation technique?! Impossible!" Lu Hao looked at the technique that had fallen to the ground for a while, and his face immediately turned extremely ugly.
"Actually, I'm also a victim in this matter. I only said I would give you a cultivation technique suitable for a woman to practice. The shopkeeper probably misunderstood and thought I was professing my love for you, so he chose a dual cultivation technique. I swear to God, I had no idea about it," Lu Hao hurriedly explained.
"Besides, even if I had a hundred lives, I wouldn't dare to cultivate with you!" Lu Hao said with a wronged expression.
Seeing that Lu Hao's expression didn't seem to be lying, the beautiful woman forgave him.
"Then what should we do with this dual cultivation technique now?" Zi Xuan asked softly, holding the ancient book.
"Since we've already bought it, let's not waste it. Why don't you just accept it? It'll be perfect if you need it in the future," Lu Hao muttered to himself.
"Fix your head, my foot!" The beautiful woman couldn't help but glare at Lu Hao again with her beautiful eyes.
"Didn't you prepare other gifts? Hurry up and bring them out." Zixuan quickly tried to smooth things over when she saw her mother was angry.
"This is the Ruyi Jingu Bang, it can be moved at will... It works." Lu Hao tremblingly took out a magical artifact.
"You..." The beautiful woman finally lost her temper and threw the water glass at him, but he dodged it with a quick movement.
"Mother, please calm down. Lu Hao has a very good heart. When he heard that he had gone to dozens of markets and fairs to choose a gift for the first time he met you, he was just inexperienced and chose a gift that you didn't like because it was his first time meeting an elder. I think he won't do it again next time." Zixuan once again saved the day.
"Lu Hao... are you trying to drive me crazy?!" The beautiful woman's breasts heaved repeatedly before finally calming down.
"Xuan'er, please go and leave for a moment. I have something I'd like to discuss with Lu Hao privately." The beautiful woman's gaze towards Lu Hao deepened.
"Mother, is there anything you can't say in front of your daughter?" Zixuan asked cutely, pulling on the beautiful woman's arm.
The sight of these two beautiful sisters standing together was like a stunning landscape, filling Lu Hao with excitement.
"He's not even married yet, and he doesn't even listen to his mother anymore. Don't worry, I won't make things difficult for this boy," the beautiful woman said gently, looking at her daughter with affection.
"No way!" Zi Xuan blushed, biting her red lips as she secretly glanced at Lu Hao, and finally left under the urging of the beautiful woman.
"Come with me to the hall!" The beautiful woman stood up and walked gracefully forward, her exquisite figure outlined perfectly in the sunlight.
Lu Hao narrowed his eyes as he stared at the beautiful woman's figure, wondering what she was trying to do by drawing Zi Xuan away.
"What, would the mighty Old Demon Lu be afraid of a woman like me? Or are you afraid I'll eat you up?" The beautiful woman couldn't help but tilt her head and giggle when she saw Lu Hao standing motionless. Her smile was truly captivating.
"You want to eat me? I'm afraid you won't be able to swallow me!" Lu Hao muttered to himself, then slowly followed behind the beautiful woman, walking step by step.
"Could you please not get too close to me? Your body is too... hot!" The beautiful woman's face flushed. She felt that Lu Hao was almost touching her, and she could vaguely feel the burning heat on his body.
"I'm at the age where I'm full of energy and easily impulsive, so isn't it normal for my body to be a little hot?" Lu Hao smiled.
After walking down a long corridor, the two arrived at the lobby. The beautiful woman gave a few instructions and then left, leaving Lu Hao alone in the room.
The hall was very simple, with only a round table and a few chairs. At the top of the table was a painting of a handsome man who bore a resemblance to Zixuan in appearance. Below the floral fragrance was a memorial tablet.
"Qi Yun!" Lu Hao murmured. It seemed that this was Zi Xuan's father.
"No wonder Yi Shuishui has remained a widow for this man for so many years; she certainly has some charm," Lu Hao murmured as he continued to examine the portrait.
"Young master, does the madam request your presence?" At this moment, a maid pushed open the door and said respectfully.
"Why all this secrecy!" Lu Hao followed the maid around a few times before arriving at a bedroom.
The maid gestured for him to enter and then left. Lu Hao pushed the door open and entered. Immediately, the fragrance of peach blossoms mingled with the woman's delicate scent.
This appears to be a woman's room, decorated in a very warm and cozy style, with pink decorations everywhere. A vase on the table holds a bunch of peach blossoms, and like the hall, the room is decorated with paintings of Zixuan's father's flowers.
Just as Lu Hao was looking around, the beaded curtain rustled softly, and Zi Xuan's mother walked out from behind it with a shy and pretty face. She was wearing a deep V-neck dress, and her slender swan neck and delicate collarbone were exposed to the air. In the sunlight, her skin radiated a lustrous glow like solidified jade.
The beautiful woman's face was pure yet alluring, and the smile on her lips was incredibly charming, like both an invitation and a coquettish reproach. This woman was simply a rare beauty; one glance would make anyone fall in love.
"What's going on now?" Lu Hao almost stopped breathing, his eyes wide with disbelief. The dignified beauty from before was now revealing her sexy and alluring side.
What Zi Xuan lacked was fully embodied in the beautiful woman before them; she was like a fine wine aged for years, capable of captivating anyone with just a sip.
"Do you like me?" The beautiful woman's face flushed red, her dreamy eyes filled with a pool of spring water, and she whispered as softly as a mosquito's buzz. After speaking, she was too shy to look Lu Hao in the eye, as if she was afraid of being rejected.
"You..." Lu Hao's mind went blank for a moment, not understanding which of the Thirty-Six Stratagems this was. Could it be the Beauty Trap?
Even with all his wits about him, Lu Hao couldn't figure out what was going on. If it was a honey trap, he definitely couldn't handle it.
"People are asking you if you like me!" The beautiful woman gracefully removed her sheer shawl, biting her red lips with her pearly teeth, and whispered, her voice so soft it was almost melting his soul.
Two streams of blood spurted from Lu Hao's nose instantly, his face turned bright red, and his heart pounded at an unprecedented speed, almost leaping out of his chest.
"I'm afraid I really can't resist this honey trap!" Lu Hao stared unblinkingly at the shy beauty in front of him, groaning helplessly in his heart.
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