Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1061 - 1127: Rowing Without Oars, Riding the Waves of Life

While discussing the security company's plan, just as they set the date for a week later, Lin Hai's phone rang, interrupting the conversation with the CEO."Hahaha."

Zhuge Jianguo's opening arrogant laughter sounded like a mini-boss in a small game who just scored a win, his tone exuding an overwhelming sense of excitement.

"So satisfying, really sh*t so satisfying."

"The Qin family is totally down, from now on it's the Three Kingdoms fighting for the medical industry in Yanjing, hahahaha."

"Sh*t, these days I've been stepping on people with swagger; that feeling is more intense than the taste of an erotic massage."

Zhuge Jianguo's unending chatter came through the phone.

Lin Hai completely understood his current behavior.

After all, for Young Master Zhu, who is only left with money, fiercely sweeping an average-sized family without a care is indeed more thrilling and enjoyable than playing with young models and sports cars.

"Following Brother Lin is really sh*t awesome!"

Ouyang Xiaoya slightly frowned at the vulgar tone occasionally emanating from Yanjing's first super-rich young man's phone, alive as Beast Lin in a nouveau rich upgraded version.

No wonder birds of a feather flock together, the two of them surely have the same stink.

"Brother Lin, busy with what?"

Not giving Lin Hai a chance to speak, Zhuge Jianguo excitedly continued: "We must have a celebration party tonight."

"Our Linya will definitely rise high in the future."

"Brother Lin, you must grace us with your presence then."

"By the way, I'll find some top-notch chicks for tonight, ultra-young models, guaranteed to be the skilled kind, let's have a blast, hehe."

The sudden change in tone alerted everyone to something bad.

Upon hearing this, Lin Hai's heart skipped a beat.

Because his domestically-made knock-off phone has two features, one is that the vibration frequency and amplitude surpass that of imported American adult toys.

The second feature is the loud volume, it doesn't need to be on speakerphone to be heard from afar.

"Oh no, this kid doesn't know how to read the room when chatting."

Sure enough, Lin Hai noticed the CEO's delicate little ears perked up quickly.

Clearly, the content of the call attracted her attention.

"Brother Lin, use your wise mind this year to lie and get Sister-in-law Ouyang out of the way, then let me take you round the massage parlors in Yanjing, how about it?"

Zhuge Jianguo held the phone, excited, completely unaware that the Iceberg CEO was standing next to his admired Brother Lin, hands on hips.

"Sh*t!" Talking about this kind of thing now, this kid is going to cause trouble!

Zhuge Jianguo, clearly at the peak of excitement, continued to jabber:

"But come to think of it, with Brother Lin's wisdom, deceiving Sister-in-law Ouyang is definitely no problem!"

The Iceberg CEO's pretty face became colder and colder.

Lin Hai's forehead was sweating, feeling a strong urge to eat his phone.

He quietly moved his pinky finger, trying to hit the hang-up button.

"Do you still want your pinky finger?"

The CEO lowered her angelic little voice, still pleasant, yet carrying a chilling aura of eternal ice.

Beast Lin could only force out a strained awkward smile, sheepishly retracting his pinky.

"Ahem, I'm a decent man, Jianguo, I have things to do tonight, I can't go."

Lin Hai quickly replied.

"Nani? That's not scientific, Huo Hao even said he wanted to show you what college life is all about." Jianguo's brother's voice carried surprise.

"..."

"Huo Hao misunderstood me, I haven't been to school, so I long for a beautiful college life."

As Lin Hai answered, he could clearly sense a murderous atmosphere, and the source seemed, judging by the strong vibe, to be from the Iceberg CEO.

"Ah?" The other end of the call, Zhuge Jianguo was clearly dumbfounded for a moment.

But soon, this guy spoke again.

"Brother Lin, I understand, I understand completely, we're the kind that doesn't look back, that doesn't settle, rest assured, the girls' quality is great, tonight let's play at the new villa with a swimming pool I just bought."

Lin Hai's mouth twitched violently, Young Master Zhu, I beg you, please don't say anything more.

"Brother Lin, I know my words lack power, how about this, you know the technical terms, how about I prepare an 'Eight-Nation Alliance' for you tonight?"

The so-called Eight-Nation Alliance refers to girls of eight skin colors from Europe, America, Asia, India, Thailand, China... everyone knows what it means.

"I have no idea what an Eight-Nation Alliance means."

Feeling the intense pressure of his wife's gaze, Lin Hai quickly responded.

"What? Brother Lin are you joking with me?"

Zhuge Jianguo was utterly confused, Brother Lin's not in the mood today, huh.

Could it be that the things I mentioned aren't attractive enough?

No way, I must make Brother Lin happy.

Thinking of this, Zhuge Jianguo came up with something even more novel.

"Brother Lin, I get it, an Eight-Nation Alliance can't attract someone of your veteran worldly experience."

Lin Hai's mouth twitched violently again, veteran worldly experience my a**.

Please, don't say any more, if you go on, not to mention massages, my old life might be cut short.

Crack——

The CEO's delicate little hand clenched so tightly that it made a loud joint-cracking sound.

Lin Hai, frightened, shrank his neck and lowered his voice: "Honey, this kid's lost his mind today, let me hang up and explain to you."

"Dare you hang up one and see." The CEO's tone was cold, her beautiful eyes sharp as knives.

"Gulp." Beast Lin swallowed hard.

Feeling the impending doom from his wife's intimidation.

"Ah, Brother Lin..." Zhuge's voice increased in decibels, apparently thinking of an even more "fresh" stance.

Lin Hai's mouth was about to cramp from twitching.

"The Eight-Nation Alliance isn't enough fun, Brother Lin, I'll get you ready for a 'World War'."

"Ahem, I don't know what a World War is, and I only love your sister-in-law Ouyang Xiaoya." Lin Hai quickly and seriously said.

"What World War, a pure person like me completely doesn't understand." Lin Hai added, this statement was clearly meant for the CEO.

"Oh my, Brother Lin, didn't you say you're the tiger at home? Why are you afraid of sister-in-law?" Zhuge Jianguo shouted.

Sh*t!

What a trap!

The CEO's angry eyes locked onto Lin Hai, daring to claim he's a tiger at home!

"Uh..." Lin Hai repeatedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, hurriedly responding: "I am indeed a tiger, but you know, sister-in-law is Wu Song!"

"No worries, Brother Lin, health enthusiasts like us in life are like rowing without oars, riding the wave our whole lives, hehe."

Ouyang Xiaoya was about to explode with anger.

Just hearing these names, you could tell how filthy it was.

Especially for someone traditional like her, if a man and a group of women...

And this "rowing without oars, riding the wave" brag, to compare oneself to a tiger, then health enthusiasts!

So despicable.

With this thought in mind, the CEO snatched the phone.

Lin Hai's inner world was mournful, wishing he could find a hole to burrow into and never come out.

"Hello? Brother Lin, are you worried..."

Zhuge Jianguo barely got half a sentence out when Ouyang Xiaoya coldly interrupted: "Yanjing's richest young man, why don't you tell us how to 'ride the wave'?"

"!!!!!!"

On the other end of the line, Zhuge Jianguo instantly realized the immense danger, dumbfounded and frozen.

Sh*t!

The health enthusiasts' hearts, instantly filled with grief and indignation.