EBE Chapter 2: Invincible Little Hao Makes a Dazzling Debut
Chapter 2: Invincible Little Hao Makes a Dazzling Debut
"Hello? Are you there? Hello?"
"Hmm? Is the signal bad?"
"You heard me, didn't you? Hey! Speak!"
"Have you cried yourself silly? Hey? Speak up, don't force me to beg you!"
"Are you out of your mind?! Stupid host? No way, this is a cataclysmic start!"
Bai Li was distressed when a child suddenly started talking in her head.
Is this scientifically sound?
Bai Li cautiously asked, "Who...who are you?"
"Waaaaah, that's great! Host isn't stupid, you're finally paying attention to Xiao Hao."
"Ahem, let me introduce myself. I am the infamous Godly Tycoon System! Rejoice, humans!"
"From today onwards, you are under the protection of this system. However, given your excessive neglect of me just now, this system has decided to punish you. From now on, you are only allowed to address me as the best Xiao Hao in the world."
Bai Li was a little confused; she knew about schizophrenia.
Good heavens, did this really bring out her alternate personality?
"Um, Lord Hao..."
"He's the best young master in the world!"
"...Alright, Mr. Hao, the best in the world, could you please go back to where you came from?"
What?! You don't want me?
The guy who called himself Xiao Hao didn't speak for a while, and Bai Li thought he was done, but then the voice came from her mind again.
"Alright, alright, you're the first person to refuse this system. This system can give you unlimited funds and cashback on your spending. Don't you want money?"
money?
Shirai is now sensitive to anything related to money.
Between believing she had a mental illness and getting money, Bai Li decisively chose to believe the latter.
Bai Li's voice brightened: "Money! I want money!"
Xiao Hao gave a haughty snort.
A black card with gold foil fell from the sky and hovered in front of Bai Li.
"This is the system's unlimited black card, for you."
Huh? Bai Li was stunned when she saw the black card that suddenly appeared in front of her.
If the appearance of another person's voice in one's head can be scientifically attributed to schizophrenia, then the appearance of a black card out of nowhere, another abnormal and strange phenomenon, must be explained by delusions.
Bai Li reached out and touched it. The black card, which had been hovering in the air, slowly landed in her hand. Bai Li could feel the gold foil embossing on the surface of the black card, on which a card number was exquisitely engraved.
As Bai Li rubbed the uneven texture of the black card, the real tactile sensation made her clearly understand that she was not dreaming, nor was she suffering from any mental illness.
There really is a super-rich system!
Such a good thing really fell into my lap?
Bai Li's heart pounded, and her face flushed as she fawned, "Thank you, oh no, I'm sorry, the world's best Mr. Hao, I was blind to your greatness just now, and you gave me this card? I can use it right away?"
"Okay." Xiao Hao expressed his satisfaction with Bai Li's current attitude.
The black card was linked to Bai Li's live streaming platform account, and she trembled as she entered four zeros on the recharge interface.
The top-up has been credited to your account.
1 RMB lay quietly in her account.
Bai Li's eyes burned with tears, and a sense of unreality was scorching her, causing her hands to tremble slightly.
[Used credit limit: 1; Remaining credit limit: 9]
The simple permutations and combinations of 1 and 0 made Bai Li dizzy.
Xiao Hao's voice pulled Bai Li out of her daze.
"Xiao Hao hasn't leveled up yet, so the daily limit is 10."
"The money on the card can only be spent on members of the opposite sex whose looks score is over 80. The money spent will be returned to you 1:1."
Bai Li swallowed hard and asked, "Appearance score?"
"Based on data from the general public, this omniscient and omnipotent system will score appearance based on human aesthetics."
Xiao Hao even thoughtfully showed Bai Li the reference indicators for appearance scores.
Appearance score:
【0-10】Non-human
[10-20] Disfigurement
[20-30] Unbearable to look at
[30-40] Barely passable
[40-50] The masses
[50-60] Like a gentle spring breeze
[60-70] Delicate and charming
[70-80] Somewhat attractive
[80-90] Outstanding
[90-99] Absolutely amazing
[100] Celestial Beauty
That name echoed in my mind.
Shirai was really curious.
"Chen Xing, the one who just sang, how good is he?"
"Oh~ Him? Hmm..." Xiao Hao paused for a moment before answering, "73 points."
Oh wow. Although she's somewhat attractive, she's not quite 80 out of 100, so she's not the type of woman you can easily swindle money from.
"Ha ha ha!" Bai Li laughed shrilly twice.
My sister is rich now, but Chenxing, oh Chenxing, this has nothing to do with you.
Xiao Hao didn't understand, but he would ask, "Host, what are you laughing at?"
"I'm happy. By the way, Master Xiaohao, could you help me see if there are any scores above 80 here?"
Bai Li holds up her phone screen.
The battle on the mobile phone screen was nearing its end, with the PK bar showing a crushing advantage. Thanks to the support of Soft Candy, Chenxing's team had completely overwhelmed the opposing team.
But Bai Li didn't want to see Chen Xing, that heartless man, so smug; she wanted to take revenge on him.
Isn't Chenxing very concerned about the new eldest sister? Isn't he very concerned about the battle in the hall?
She wanted to see Chenxing lose, to see Chenxing cry, to see Chenxing shatter.
Xiao Hao was happy to be called an adult and eagerly helped look for it: "Let me see."
Xiao Hao looked at it for a while and then clicked his tongue in disapproval.
"Wait, this won't work!"
"Oh dear! I don't know if I should say this, but it's 34 points."
Bai Li felt ashamed upon hearing this, even though she had expected it.
Indeed, who would choose to come to a voice chat room instead of using their beauty, which they could monetize?
Voice studios sign confidentiality agreements with singers, prohibiting them from showing their faces. Violation of these agreements can result in hefty penalties, all in order to allow the audience ample room for imagination regarding the singers' voices.
So, Chen Xing is already one of the most handsome among these people. It turns out the abs photo he sent to himself wasn't a stock photo.
"Reporting to the host, there is someone who scored over 80 points, named Shi Shui, he has 82."
Bai Li found the singer named Shi Shui in the voice chat room across the street.
No kidding, the voice chat room across the street is practically dead.
Shi Shui's profile picture was just a simple side profile against a monotonous black background, and she seemed to have been forgotten by everyone, receiving only a few votes.
A dismal host, a silent microphone queue, dismal performance, and a broken him.
What's wrong with someone scoring 82 points coming to the voice chat room?
But just as coincidentally, at the moment when Bai Li wanted to take revenge on Chen Xing, Shi Shui appeared. A woman of the opposite sex with a high appearance score appeared in the voice chat room across the street, giving Bai Li a chance to make money and a chance to take revenge on Chen Xing.
Bai Li asked Xiao Hao, "Is it okay to spend money on him?"
After receiving confirmation from Xiao Hao, Bai Li opened the gift menu and, without hesitation, clicked "Carnival" ten times.
It's just a carnival, isn't it? It's not like everyone doesn't have one!
【White Pear Simmered in Snow and Delivered with Seasonal Water Carnival x1】
【White Pear Simmered in Snow and Delivered with Seasonal Water Carnival x2】
……
【White Pear Simmered in Snow and Delivered with Seasonal Water Carnival x10】
Carnival-themed special effects rise up on the screen.
The PK bar reacts faster than a human, and the PK that was originally being crushed is instantly suppressed.
Even the slowest-witted host snapped out of it at this point, his voice trembling with excitement: "Huh? Did I see that right? Thank you! Thank you Bai Lijianxue for the ten carnivals!!!" He almost cracked his voice.
The public chat was full of question marks and exclamation marks.
Host: "Shi Shui, Shi Shui, hurry up and come out to greet the guests! You have such a capable older sister, why didn't you say so sooner?"
Shi Shui was also confused; he didn't know Bai Li at all.
Shi Shui opened her mouth: "Thanks to Bai Li? For... ten? Carnival, was that sent to me? Sister, are you listening to songs? Am I singing?"
Bai Li was amused by Shi Shui's questioning tone.
Shi Shui's voice was clear and youthful.
Bai Lijianxue: Do you know how to sing "Are You Happy Without Me"?
Shi Shui: "Yes."
The song's melody happened to be right in Shi Shui's comfort zone. Singers in small karaoke bars generally don't have guaranteed professional skills, but Shi Shui sang it exceptionally well.
The PK bar was overtaken, and the audience in the opposing voice chat room all jumped over to see what happened.
Sweet Congee: These two small dining rooms are so impressive! I'm amazed!
Passing by your world q: Isn't Bai Lijianxue a fan of that guy on the other side? What are you doing here?
DouDeDian: Oh my god, amazing, amazing! I'm going to see this drama on GuaChao tomorrow.
Sugar无痕: What's wrong? What happened? I want to know what's going on.
No sugar added: Why is the other side sending their own big sister away?
Director Shi Shui also wanted to ask this question.