EBE Chapter 158 The Heavenly Court's farcical Hua Bao Grand Competition
Chapter 158 The Heavenly Court's farcical Hua Bao Grand Competition
"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"
Chapter 158: A Showdown of Heavenly Court's Comical Magical Treasures
In a spacious area of Heaven, a lively competition of magical treasures was underway. Liu Yu, Bai Suzhen, Xu Xian, and Xiaoqing also came to watch with great interest, ready to witness a delightful spectacle.
At the competition, all the deities displayed their most prized magical weapons, radiating light and swirling with divine aura. First to appear was Nezha, wielding his Universe Ring and riding his Wind-Fire Wheels, standing majestically in the center of the arena. He confidently declared, "My Universe Ring can grow larger and smaller, its power is boundless!" With that, he tossed the Universe Ring into the air, intending to demonstrate its magical ability to grow larger. However, unexpectedly, after flying out, the Universe Ring flew around aimlessly like a headless fly, finally crashing into Erlang Shen's head. Erlang Shen cried out in pain, "Nezha, what's wrong with you, you brat!" The crowd burst into laughter.
Then, Sun Wukong came up with his golden cudgel. He shouted, "Behold my golden cudgel, it can grow long or short!" With that, he chanted a spell, and the golden cudgel instantly grew longer. But because he used too much force, the golden cudgel kept growing, breaking through the clouds, and finally disappeared. Sun Wukong scratched his head in frustration, "Where did my old Sun's golden cudgel go?" Everyone burst into laughter.
Not to be outdone, Broom Star pulled out a tattered broom and proudly declared, "This is my magic broom! It can sweep and fly!" He then mounted the broom, preparing to take flight, but the broom suddenly fell apart, sending Broom Star sprawling face-first into the dirt, his face covered in dust. The Celestial Hound barked incessantly nearby, seemingly mocking him.
When Xu Xian saw this, he laughed so hard that tears streamed down his face. He said to Liu Yu, "This is too funny!"
Bai Suzhen gently covered her mouth, smiling as she watched the chaos unfold.
Then, Laozi took out his alchemy furnace and said mysteriously, "My alchemy furnace can refine all kinds of magical pills." As he spoke, he opened the furnace lid, and a plume of black smoke billowed out, choking the surrounding immortals and causing them to cough. Looking inside the furnace, there were no pills at all, only a pile of dark, unidentified objects.
The Goddess of Lightning, wielding her lightning hammer, prepared to demonstrate the power of thunder. But the moment she swung the hammer, lightning struck herself, electrifying her hair so much it stood on end, making it look like an afro.
The Wind God arrived, waving his wind bag, trying to create a strong wind. However, the wind bag leaked, producing only a slight breeze, not even enough to move a leaf.
Liu Yu laughed until her stomach hurt, and said to Xiao Qing, "Are all the magical treasures in Heaven this unreliable?"
Just as everyone was laughing heartily, Pigsy came up carrying his nine-toothed rake. He shouted, "My rake can plow the fields and fight!" With that, he swung the rake forcefully, but accidentally snagged the Old Man Under the Moon's red thread, pulling the Old Man Under the Moon over and causing him to fall. The Old Man Under the Moon stomped his feet angrily, "Pigsy, you ruined my plans!"
The competition continued, and the Jade Rabbit, holding a pestle, intended to demonstrate its magic, but the pestle turned into a carrot, causing the immortals to burst into laughter.
Li Jing, the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, should have possessed immense power, but when he threw it out, it spun around on the ground like a top, unable to stop.
As the competition neared its end, Erlang Shen rubbed his head, which was still sore from being hit by the Qiankun Ring, and prepared to show off his third eye. He said, "My Heavenly Eye can see through everything!" But when he opened his Heavenly Eye, he couldn't see anything, which made him anxious and pace around in circles.
The contest of magical treasures ended amidst laughter and cheers.
After the competition, Liu Yu and his friends continued their visit to the Heavenly Court.
They saw Broom Star crouching in the corner, trying to fix his broken broom.
The celestial hound caused trouble, scattering the parts that the jinx had painstakingly collected.
As they walked, they encountered the Three Star Gods of Fortune, Prosperity, and Longevity, who were arguing about whose magical treasure was more powerful.
Xu Xian kindly tried to persuade them.
Just then, a crane flew across the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and used its wings to knock him into the river.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he possessed an incredibly powerful magical artifact, and could roam freely in the Heavenly Court…