EBE Chapter 145 The Bizarre Blind Date Event in the Immortal Realm
Chapter 145 The Bizarre Blind Date Event in the Immortal Realm
"Transmigrating to Embrace the Beautiful Snake"
Chapter 144: The Bizarre Blind Date Event in the Immortal Realm
Life in the Immortal Realm is always full of surprises and joy. On this day, Liu Yu and his friends heard that the Immortal Realm was going to hold an unprecedented matchmaking event, and naturally, they couldn't miss it.
The venue for the matchmaking event was beautifully decorated, with melodious music playing softly, creating a romantic atmosphere. Liu Yu and her friends were immediately captivated by the lively scene upon arrival.
The first to take the stage was an immortal named "Qingfeng," who was elegant and considered himself incredibly charming. When the host asked him what his ideal partner would be like, he proudly declared, "I want a woman who can travel the world with me, who can cook a Manchu-Han Imperial Feast, and most importantly, who is as beautiful as a celestial being, possesses great magical powers, and can assist me in my cultivation." The fairies in the audience scoffed, one exclaiming, "Why don't you just go to heaven? You have so many requirements!" Liu Yu couldn't help but laugh, "This guy's got quite the imagination."
Next, a fairy named "Caiyun" came on stage and said sweetly, "I hope my ideal husband is a fairy who can pluck stars from the sky and retrieve the moon for me, tell me a thousand jokes every day, and give me countless treasures." Xu Xian whispered to himself, "That's quite a demand." Everyone burst into laughter.
At this moment, Liu Yu was pulled onto the stage by the host. He stammered, "I... I want to find a gentle and kind girl who can be crazy and silly with me." A fairy in the audience laughed and said, "That's too simple for you." Liu Yu scratched his head: "Isn't simplicity good?"
Bai Suzhen was also invited to the stage, where she elegantly said, "I only wish to find someone who truly cares for me and will weather the storms with me." The audience applauded in admiration.
When Xiaoqing came on stage, she said in a carefree manner, "I want to find a man who can beat me!" The whole audience was silent for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
The matchmaking event was in full swing when a fat immortal went up on stage. He saw a beautiful fairy and immediately went over to her, saying, "Fairy sister, what do you think of me?" The fairy gave him a disdainful look and said, "You're too fat!" The fat immortal retorted, "Being a little fat makes me feel safe." The fairy snorted, "I don't need that kind of safety." Liu Yu laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight.
Xu Xian also encountered a fairy who took the initiative to strike up a conversation. The fairy said sweetly, "Young master, would you like to keep me company?" Xu Xian blushed and said, "You are beautiful, but I already have someone I love." The fairy walked away awkwardly.
Xiaoqing was being pestered by a thin immortal in a corner. The immortal said, "Fairy, I fell in love with you at first sight." Xiaoqing flicked her sleeve and said, "With your small frame, you're not even worth a punch from me." The immortal was so frightened that he ran away.
As Liu Yu approached, a fairy came over and asked him, "Do you know magic?" Liu Yu shook his head, and the fairy turned and left, saying, "You don't even know magic, yet you're here for a blind date." Liu Yu shrugged helplessly.
Bai Suzhen was surrounded by a boastful immortal who kept talking about his great achievements. Bai Suzhen smiled and remained silent. In the end, the immortal left, bored.
As the matchmaking event drew to a close, no one had found a suitable partner. At this point, the host said, "In that case, why don't we have a talent show? Maybe we can attract someone we like."
As a result, some immortals sang off-key, and some fairy maidens fell while dancing, creating a very comical scene. Liu Yu performed a juggling act, but the props flew everywhere and almost hit the audience. Xu Xian recited a poem, but was so nervous that he forgot the words. Xiao Qing demonstrated martial arts, but used so much force that a corner of the stage collapsed.
Bai Suzhen played a celestial melody, the beautiful tune captivating everyone. Finally, a celestial being was drawn to Bai Suzhen and came over to talk to her.
Although Liu Yu and his friends did not find partners at the matchmaking event, they had a lot of fun.
They left the matchmaking event and continued their travels in the celestial realm.
They saw a deity selling magical artifacts. Liu Yu, curious, picked up a gourd and asked, "What's this gourd for?" The deity said, "This gourd can make people grow bigger and smaller." Liu Yu didn't believe it, but the deity chanted a few incantations, and Liu Yu really did shrink. Terrified, he shouted, "Change me back!"
They came to a garden where the flowers seemed to dance. Liu Yu tried to pick one, but the flower suddenly jumped away and made a face at him.
As they walked, they came across a deity painting. Liu Yu went over to take a look and said, "This painting doesn't resemble anything at all." The deity glared at him and said, "What do you know about art!"
Just then, a crane flew across the sky. Liu Yu wanted to ride on it, but the crane refused and used its wings to knock him into the river.
Xu Xian and Xiao Qing quickly pulled him up.
In the evening, they found a place to rest.
That night, Liu Yu lay in bed, reminiscing about the day's interesting experiences, and drifted off to sleep. In his dream, he finally found his true love in the celestial realm…