EBE Chapter 116 Who's in favor, and who's opposed?
Chapter 116 Who's in favor, and who's opposed?
"Hey Lao Lu, what you're doing is really weird. Have you ever seen anyone ride an electric scooter and fly through the air? It's a complete violation of classical mechanics. Newton must be turning in his grave!"
"Let's not even talk about the second brother, you're floating in the sky right now, does that mean it conforms to classical mechanics? Tell me, tell me, who exactly is that man? Long hair, wearing a Taoist robe, holding a whisk, he just gave you a Taoist bow! Wang Teng, kid, isn't he...?"
"He didn't tell me, so I'm not sure if he really is him. However, the only thing I'm sure of is that he is one of the gods of the Great Xia Dynasty, but I don't know how much of his strength he has recovered?"
As Wang Teng sat on the back of Lu Wuwei's electric scooter, he said, "Let's go, Lao Lu, back to the firm. I haven't finished talking to you yet."
"Can't you just fly by yourself? Why do you have to sit behind me? Wang Teng, do you know how weird it feels to have you sitting behind me?"
"What's the big deal? We're all men, aren't we?"
That's why I felt it was weird!
Wang Teng slapped his hand on Lu Wuwei's shoulder in an annoyed tone: "Old Lu, if you don't leave, believe me, I'll pee on your electric scooter, and I mean it!"
"No, you're the boss, I give in! Wang Teng, stop your magic, let's go!"
Cursing and swearing, Lu Wuwei dragged Wang Teng to the Peace Affairs Office training ground.
Ye Fan asked with concern, "What was that just now...?"
Wang Teng nodded: "Yes, it should be a deity of the Great Xia Dynasty. I don't know which one exactly, and he didn't say. But I asked around, and now Northern Europe, Japan, and the Olympics all have their own divine kingdoms, so it's imperative for our Great Xia Dynasty to rebuild its divine kingdom!"
"What are some ways we can help?"
"You should become gods first before we talk about helping. As for now, what we need to do is protect the Great Xia!"
"it is good!"
Wang Teng paused for a moment, then said to the group, "Alright, since you're all here, I happen to have something to discuss with you. I'm planning to form a new team! Here's the team member list~"
As he spoke, Wang Teng handed a list to each person.
"Everyone, take a look. Who agrees? Who disagrees?"
"No, weren't they original members of Squad 136? Wang Teng, being a special squad isn't just an honor; they're on the front lines, and their mortality rate is consistently high. Wang Teng, sending an ordinary squad on the most dangerous mission is blatant disregard for human life!"
Wang Teng waved his hand, looking confident: "Don't worry, I've already arranged everything for them. Their new identities are: Chen Muye, the agent of Hades, the god of death; Wen Qimo, the agent of Indra, the god of thunder and rain; Zhao Kongcheng, the agent of Gaia, the goddess of the earth; Si Xiaonan, the agent of Loki, the god of trickery; and Hong Ying, the agent of Poseidon, the god of the sea!"
"A small team, five agents of the gods, I'm just asking, who else is there!"
The Master muttered to himself, "Hades, Indra, Gaia, Loki, Poseidon... Wang Teng, you..."
"Shh! As the Buddha said, it cannot be spoken!"
Several experts from the Great Xia Dynasty looked at Wang Teng excitedly: "Wang Teng, if this really happens, then the Great Xia Dynasty will truly take off!!!"
"Don't worry, follow me, Old Wang, and I'll show you how to be awesome, take you to new heights, and even tower dive and kill the ADC!"
Looking at the still excited group, Wang Teng said disdainfully, "Look at you all, so worthless. I don't even want to talk to you anymore. Alright, alright, everyone disperse. By the way, Brother Zhou, next time I go to Beijing, I'll take you to a nightclub for drinks. Look at how shy you are. Don't worry, I'll definitely cure your social anxiety! Except for Master, everyone else, go back to where you came from!"
"Haha, you're ordering us around now? Let me tell you, we're not leaving today! We've heard so much about your captain Chen Muye's cooking skills. He can watch four woks at the same time and then swing them around with a spatula until sparks fly. Today, we're determined to see for ourselves."
Ye Fan, for the first time ever, made a joke.
Upon learning that the Great Xia deity still existed and continued to protect Great Xia, Ye Fan felt much less pressure.
Ye Fan glanced at Wang Teng, who was already cracking jokes, and nodded gratefully.
A true dragon has appeared in the Great Xia!
Wang Teng turned his head and shouted outside, "Captain, come out quickly, it's time to greet the guests! Old Man Ye has chosen your name!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Fan's face darkened instantly, and he silently retracted his previous statement in his mind.
That bastard Wang Teng does absolutely nothing right!
Chen Muyi strode into the arena, then excitedly looked at the several human masters in front of him: "..."
"Captain, stop standing there like an idiot! Say something!"
Chen Muye glanced at Wang Teng with a dark expression, then saluted the group; "Esteemed human beings, thank you for your contributions to Great Xia!"
The Master noticed Chen Muye's nervousness, stood up, walked to Chen Muye's side, patted Chen Muye's shoulder and said, "Great Xia is yours, and it is also ours. If we're going to say thank you, it should be us old men who say it. Thank you for guarding Shiva's Wrath in Cangnan for ten years for the sake of Great Xia!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Muyi's eyes turned red.
"The ceiling, that's what I should do!"
"Alright, stop calling us 'ceiling,' it sounds really awkward! General Ye just said that Captain Chen's cooking is superb. Could you please cook us a meal? To be honest, we haven't eaten yet!"
Chen Muye blushed and saluted ramrod straight.
"Okay, I'll go cook right now!"
During the meal, apart from Wang Teng and a few other human "ceiling" figures eating calmly on the side, and Chen Muye frantically stirring the vegetables with a spatula, everyone else sat on the side without tasting their food.
This provoked Wang Teng to tease them relentlessly, but everyone dared not speak out against it.
After finishing the meal,
Wang Teng patted Ye Fan and the teacher on the shoulder: "Hurry up, we need to issue our transfer orders as soon as possible, and we also need to hurry up with the matter of my cousin Xiao Linzi. We'll meet in the capital later. By the way, teacher, come on, let's go see Lin Qiye's parents."
Ye Fan nodded with a smile: "Cangnan City is saved, and those alien gods have been eliminated by you. The south of our Great Xia is now safe. Wang Teng, thank you!"
Wang Teng put his arm around Ye Fan's shoulder and said, "Old Fan, look, I've put in so much effort for Cangnan this time, shouldn't you reward me properly? My request isn't high, ten or eight small goals will do."
It would have been better if Wang Teng hadn't brought it up, because as soon as he did, Ye Fan's face darkened instantly.