I was a conman in the Ming Dynasty.

Chapter 616 He's a Human, Not a Ghost

Chapter 616 He's a Human, Not a Ghost

After Wang Wenzhou carried Li Mei into the house, he closed the door.

The three babies, accompanied by guards, kept knocking on the door, but Wang Wenzhou refused to open it, even at the cost of his life.

The children asked the guards to break down the door, but the guards didn't dare. Although the ladies said that the master was possessed by a ghost, what if he wasn't? What if it was just a fight between the ladies? If they helped the lady outside and broke down the door, they would offend Madam Li Mei, and they would be in deep trouble.

So none of the guards went up to bang on the door; instead, they followed Chen Yuanyuan and the other children, urging Wang Wenzhou to open the door quickly.

Wang Wenzhou dared not open the door; the three babies outside were "possessed"! They might just burn Li Mei alive. If that happened, he would be devastated.

Chen Yuanyuan said softly, "My dear husband, open the door!"

"No! No! I won't open it!" Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, "Babies, babies, please calm down. I reiterate, Li Mei is not dead! She is still alive, not a ghost!"

"Pah!" Chen Yuanyuan cursed, "You little bitch Li Mei, listen to me! Get off your husband right now, or the sorcerer will surely make your soul disappear!"

Wang Wenzhou said with a wry smile, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, I wasn't possessed by a ghost. I really am your good husband who often sleeps with you, Wang Wenzhou."

Chen Yuanyuan said irritably, "You little bitch, you won't shed a tear until you see the coffin! You're Wang Wenzhou? Fine! Then tell me, how did we meet?"

Wang Wenzhou smiled slightly, finally there was hope. He quickly said, "Yuanyuan, although a long time has passed, I still remember it vividly. The first time I saw you, I swore in my heart that I would sleep with you!"

"Hmph!" Chen Yuanyuan snorted coldly, and said irritably, "You little bitch, you really know your nemesis! Which pretty girl does your nemesis not want to sleep with?"

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was on the verge of tears. This was fucking ridiculous. Proving that I am who I am is just like a patient in a mental hospital proving that they are not mentally ill. It's as difficult as a loser trying to win over a goddess.

Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment and then said, "Yuanyuan, the day I came to your house, we had dinner together, and at the dinner table, I proposed to your father!"

"Pah!" Chen Yuanyuan cursed, "You little bitch, you're still pretending! You're clearly saying how your nemesis knows you!"

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was completely dumbfounded. That's right, that's how he met Li Meibao.

Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment and continued, "Yuanyuan, very few people know about this. There's no way Li Meibao could know."

"Fine! Then tell me!" Chen Yuanyuan was convinced that Wang Wenzhou was possessed by the female ghost Li Mei. Unless Wang Wenzhou could reveal a secret known only to the two of them.

Wang Wenzhou began, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, do you remember that time in the palace when you wet your pants? Although so much time has passed, I remember it clearly, and I can still recall your adorable appearance back then..."

"You rascal! Shut up!" Chen Yuanyuan's face immediately turned red to her neck. What a rascal she really was.

Chen Yuanyuan glanced at Li Ling and Liu Li, and said awkwardly, "Don't listen to your husband's nonsense, there's no such thing."

"Mmm!" Li Ling and Liu Li nodded, thinking, "You'd never believe that!"

"Husband, listen to me, open the door quickly!" Chen Yuanyuan said with a sob in her voice, "Li Mei is dead. Although she still cares about our past relationship and hasn't harmed you, the living and the dead are different, you can't be with her!"

"Sigh..." Wang Wenzhou sighed and said with a wry smile, "Babies, babies, Li Mei is really not dead, she is still alive."

At this moment, Li Mei woke up and asked in bewilderment, "Husband, what's wrong with me? Why am I so dizzy? Didn't I fall into the water? How did I end up here?"

"Come, come!" Wang Wenzhou beckoned to Li Mei and said, "Sister-in-law, quickly explain to your sister Yuanyuan that you're not dead, you're not a ghost!"

"Huh?" Li Meibao was both amused and exasperated. What was wrong with Sister Yuanyuan? She actually thought she was a ghost.

Li Mei spoke up, "Sister Yuanyuan, I'm still alive, I'm not a ghost!"

"Pah! I don't believe it!" Chen Yuanyuan said irritably, "Li Mei, we sisters have gotten along well these past few days, and your husband loves you very much. Now that you're dead, stop bothering your husband and hurry up and reincarnate!"

"I'm really not dead!" Li Mei said, opening the door.

"Ah!" Li Ling screamed and took a few steps back.

"You little bitch, don't come any closer! The mages are coming. If you don't want your soul to be scattered, you'd better get lost!" Chen Yuanyuan threatened viciously.

Li Mei smiled slightly, pointed to her own shadow on the ground, and said, "Sister Yuanyuan, look! I'm really not a ghost. How could a ghost have a shadow?"

"Huh?" Chen Yuanyuan and the others were stunned when they saw it. Li Mei really wasn't a ghost!

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was on the verge of tears. Damn it, I'm an outstanding young man of the new era who has received formal scientific education, yet I'm not as convincing as Li Meibao, this superstitious girl.

Anyway, at least the baby finally believes Li Mei isn't a ghost, which is good. Wang Wenzhou hugged Chen Yuanyuan and kissed her, laughing as he said, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, you're so adorably silly! How could you mistake a living person for a ghost?"

Baby Chen Yuanyuan made a fool of herself, and after Wang Wenzhou said that, she couldn't save face.

Suddenly, Chen Yuanyuan's eyes reddened, and tears streamed down her face. She said aggrievedly, "Wang Wenzhou, I hate you! You actually hit me!"

"Pfft..." Wang Wenzhou was completely dumbfounded. Grandma, you were perfectly fine just now? How come you're suddenly bursting into tears? Your face changed so quickly!

Women, especially beautiful women, are unlikely to admit their mistakes. Chen Yuanyuan felt wronged after being slapped by Wang Wenzhou, but the reason she cried so bitterly was because she felt that even if she was wrong, Wang Wenzhou shouldn't have hit her!

"I don't want to live anymore!" Baby Chen Yuanyuan immediately wanted to commit suicide again.

Wang Wenzhou shook his head helplessly, then knelt down with a thud, hugged Chen Yuanyuan's leg, and said sincerely, "Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, don't be angry, it's all my fault! I shouldn't have hit you!"

"Hmph!" Chen Yuanyuan pouted and said sourly, "Oh dear! My lord, I can't accept that! What did you do wrong? You are a great hero who saved lives. It's all my fault. I shouldn't have stopped you from saving people!"

Wang Wenzhou was completely bewildered. Chen Yuanyuan was telling the truth, but the way she said it made it clear that she was right and he was the one in the wrong.

"You little bitch!" Liu Li muttered under her breath, then said, "Sir, please continue with your work. We're leaving!"

"Li Mei, let's go!" Liu Li grabbed Li Mei and Li Ling and stormed off.

“Yuanyuan, Yuanyuan, why don’t you fight back?” Wang Wenzhou asked Chen Yuanyuan.

"Get out!" Chen Yuanyuan snapped, "I don't want to see you! I don't want to live anymore!"

"Slap slap slap..." Wang Wenzhou kept slapping himself. He knew that his aunt had her period and he couldn't finish the job with one shot, so he could only torture himself.

"Slap slap slap..." At this moment, on the deck, Zheng Zhilong was also slapping his son Zheng Chenggong hard across the face.