EBE Chapter 371 My Girlfriend's Best Friend Can't Sleep With Me
Chapter 371 My Girlfriend's Best Friend Can't Sleep With Me
Chapter 371 My Girlfriend's Best Friend Can't Sleep With Me
"Hey! Baby! What are you daydreaming about? Hurry up and take off your clothes and feed me a drink!" Wang Wenzhou said, pointing at Liu Hanxue.
"Am I having a wet dream?" Liu Hanxue asked softly.
Wang Wenzhou said with a smile, "Baby, it's spring now, but dreams in spring aren't necessarily spring dreams! Besides, you're not dreaming!"
"Who exactly are you?" Liu Hanxue was on the verge of tears, feeling wronged. She was a young, unmarried woman. Wang Qiang boasted to Wang Wenzhou that he had slept with Liu Hanxue, but it was all just bragging; his feelings were unrequited. If Liu Hanxue liked him back, her father might not have strongly opposed their marriage.
"Baby, be good! My name is Wang Wenzhou." Wang Wenzhou still liked Liu Hanxue very much because she looked very cute with tears in her eyes and a wronged expression. Moreover, Liu Hanxue was Wang Wenzhou's type: fair-skinned, with a large bust and long legs.
"Ah!" Liu Hanxue screamed, immediately clutching her chest, squatting on the ground, and crying softly.
"You're insane!" Wang Wenzhou cursed.
"Husband! Let me feed you wine!" Dong Xiaowan took a sip of wine and brought her lips close to his.
Upon seeing this, Li Xiangjun quickly took a sip of wine, and before Dong Xiaowan could, she hugged Wang Wenzhou and kissed him.
Wang Wenzhou took a sip of wine, looked at Wang Chengen, and said helplessly, "Eunuch Wang, please take these people away first. I need to take care of some personal matters."
Wang Chengen frowned as he scrutinized Li Xiangjun. This girl, too, came from a brothel. Did Wang Wenzhou have a particular taste for brothel girls? No way! I must quickly find a female spy from the Eastern Depot who used to work in a brothel. Otherwise, I won't be able to explain to the Emperor.
"Let's go!" Wang Chengen said to the female official.
The lady-in-waiting nodded. She didn't recognize Wang Wenzhou. At first, she genuinely thought he was a eunuch in the palace, especially with Wang Chengen present. Now it seemed Wang Wenzhou wasn't a eunuch at all. What was going on?
Wang Chengen and the female official left with the palace maids to be selected, leaving only 4 people on the scene.
Liu Hanxue squatted on the ground and cried softly. Li Xiangjun and Dong Xiaowan competed to feed Wang Wenzhou wine. Wang Wenzhou drank and thought, how to resolve this matter today?
“Babies, babies, stop making a fuss! I’ll send you out of the palace, and then we can all pretend that this never happened, okay?” Wang Wenzhou asked.
Dong Xiaowan pouted and said aggrievedly, "Wang Wenzhou, my beloved son and I grew up together since childhood, we are like sisters, and my looks are no less than his! Why don't you want to marry me?"
Wang Wenzhou curled his lip. "Don't you know it's not easy to make a deal with someone who's eager to marry you? Besides, with a beauty like you, how could I not want to marry you? The key is, if Ru Ru finds out, she'll eat me alive!"
"My husband! I will marry no one but you in this life!" Li Xiangjun said coquettishly, pulling on Wang Wenzhou's arm.
“Babies, babies, this isn’t good! We don’t have any feelings for each other. Even if we have sex, it’ll just be physical, not emotional! How about we have a one-night stand tonight, and when we wake up, we’ll treat it as a dream and never see each other again?” Wang Wenzhou said with a smile.
"Okay!" Dong Xiaowan nodded repeatedly.
"My husband, Xiaowan and I will stay with you!" Li Xiangjun said with a smile.
Wang Wenzhou straightened his pants and said with a wry smile, "Babies, babies, let's talk this out. Can you put your clothes on first? If you're not dressed, my IQ won't work!"
Dong Xiaowan and Li Xiangjun exchanged a glance and, quite tacitly, put on their clothes. Liu Hanxue, however, remained squatting on the ground, sobbing softly.
Wang Wenzhou thought for a moment, then said coldly, "Babies, I know I'm not that handsome. You're all trying to force yourselves on me because you're after my family background! That's easy! Babies, let's make a deal. Whether you want money or to marry into a wealthy family, I can make it happen. But you have to sleep with me for a few nights first!"
Dong Xiaowan smiled bitterly. Wang Wenzhou was truly a lecherous scoundrel. He had been saying he didn't want to sleep just now, but it turned out he was afraid of being found out by Ai'er. She really envied Ai'er. How could Wang Wenzhou be so infatuated with her? She herself was no less attractive than Ai'er!
Li Xiangjun shared the same thought; women are actually quite prone to jealousy, especially when it comes to their best friends.
Wang Wenzhou continued, "Babies, babies, you don't know, I have a very close relationship with the nobles of the Ming Dynasty. No matter which family or who it is, as long as you take a fancy to him, I will definitely make him take you as his concubines."
"My husband! I only want to marry you!" the two babies said in unison.
"Stop kidding! Am I that good? I'm actually a lecher! I want to sleep with any pretty girl I see!" Wang Wenzhou was determined; he couldn't sleep with his girlfriend's best friend!
"Hey... don't take off my clothes! Let's talk this out!" Wang Wenzhou pulled hard on his pants, and for some reason, the two babies suddenly cooperated perfectly to try to strip Wang Wenzhou naked.
"Husband! Don't be shy!" Dong Xiaowan said with a smile.
"My husband, you look so adorable when you're shy!" Li Xiangjun praised.
What?! Wang Wenzhou felt something was off. This was clearly his classic flirting line! Was he going to be forced into bed by his girlfriend's best friend today, playing hard to get?
Li Xiangjun knelt to Wang Wenzhou's right and said with a smile, "Husband, why don't you want to sleep with us?"
Wang Wenzhou, with a long face, said helplessly, "Who said I don't want to sleep? The problem is, I don't dare!"
"Husband!" Dong Xiaowan said sweetly, "Don't worry, we will definitely not tell Ai'er!"
"Hmm, my husband, shall we secretly have your baby?" Li Xiangjun asked softly.
"My two aunts, please spare me! Look how strong my will is! Even though you're both like this, I can still hold back!" Wang Wenzhou thought that the two babies were sent by Liu Rushi.
“My lord, we don’t ask for any title! We’re content as long as we can be with you! Don’t worry, we won’t tell Ai’er! We don’t want to lose Ai’er as a good friend!” Dong Xiaowan seemed to know what Wang Wenzhou was thinking.
"Yes!" Li Xiangjun nodded and said seriously, "Aier doesn't know that we are participating in the selection of palace maids!"
"Damn it!" Wang Wenzhou stood up quickly and said with a smile, "Guys, you should have said so earlier! Hurry up and take off your clothes, I couldn't hold back for a long time!"
Liu Hanxue stopped crying because the three people beside her were making such a racket. She genuinely thought she was having a wet dream, though she was puzzled as to why she wasn't the female lead. Well, these two female leads looked more like mistresses, and the male lead looked more like a scumbag.
"Baby! Have a drink. You've sweated too much and need to replenish your fluids!" Wang Wenzhou said to Liu Hanxue.
Liu Hanxue quickly stood up, took a sip of wine, and fed it to him.
Feeling the warm, moist sensation in her mouth, Liu Hanxue suddenly froze, wondering if she had gone mad. How could she be listening to this lunatic, Wang Wenzhou?