EBE Chapter 661 Wu Shuang kneeled in the military district carrying a plaque, and Sha Ruijin panicked!
Chapter 661 Wu Shuang kneeled in the military district carrying a plaque, and Sha Ruijin panicked!
Get rid of all harmful insects: Caterpillars, don't ask questions that you shouldn't ask! Can't you see? This is the Beijing North Military Region. It's possible to kneel in the military region with a plaque of honor for the martyrs. Taste it, taste it carefully!
Crybaby Caterpillar: ...I don't like it. Tell me, how can I help you fight?
Get rid of all pests: It’s simple, please help forward, spread and pay attention!
Crying Caterpillar: Hehehe, let’s make it clear in advance. I, Alpha Information Network Co., Ltd., will undertake the forwarding and dissemination business. The internal price is 3 cents per piece, and the normal price is 5 cents per piece!
Get rid of all harmful insects: Damn it! Caterpillar, are you so cruel? Why don't you just go and rob it?
Crying Caterpillar: Robbery is illegal. I am a law-abiding citizen. I only walk within the legal red line and make money as I know it. Besides, I have to pay rent, water and electricity for my company, and I have to pay my employees salaries, five insurances and one fund, right?
Get rid of all pests: Come on, don’t exaggerate like that. Your Alpha Company is just a company with a lot of employees, and you are the only one?
Crybaby Caterpillar: Nonsense! My Alpha Company is a small company. Although it is small, it has everything. Not counting outsourcing business, it has accountants and management, and more than 30 employees. It is a formal company, okay?
Eliminate all pests: ...
Handong Province.
The capital is Jingzhou.
A residential house.
Yellow-haired Zheng Shengli (Zheng Qian) is sitting in front of a computer.
He tapped away at the keyboard, chatting online with a person nicknamed "Eliminate All Pests".
Zheng Xipo tiptoed over and approached Zheng Shengli.
"A crying caterpillar? Get rid of all the harmful bugs?"
"Victory, what kind of a messed up name is this?"
"You are a grown man, but you are still a crying caterpillar, ahhh~"
Zheng Shengli was startled and glanced at Zheng Xipo.
He patted his chest and said in a blaming tone.
"Ouch, I'll go!"
"I say, you, Su Dongpo's distant cousin Zheng Xipo, the great contemporary poet Du Fu, what are you doing?"
"You walk without making any sound. Are you possessed by a ghost?"
"You're so sneaky, it scares people, it could kill them!"
Zheng Xipo smacked his lips and glanced at Zheng Shengli.
"Hey, Shengli, you're not a kid anymore, you can't just live off your parents forever, right?"
"You have to go out and find a job, go to work, and earn money to support your family~"
Zheng Shengli stared at Zheng Xipo and blinked his eyes.
"No, Du Fu, who says you have to go out to work? I'm working now, discussing business!"
“Do you know what e-commerce is?”
"I can make money easily without leaving my house, just chatting, forwarding posts, etc. Isn't it great?"
"Why should I go out and work like a slave for someone to earn that little bit of money?"
"They say, some people are born as mules, mules of mules, while others are born in Rome!"
Zheng Xipo glared at Zheng Shengli for a few times.
"Just stand there and blow as hard as you can!"
"It makes me sound like a lucky cat or a money tree."
Zheng Shengli sighed, "Mr. Du Fu, if you say so, then I have something to say to you!"
“Don’t judge my life with your perception.”
"Do you know why my company is called Alpha Information Network, LLC?"
"That means making money through e-commerce on the Internet."
"Besides, I have decided that I want to change my name to 'Making Money'!"
Zheng Xipo almost vomited blood from laughing so hard.
"Pfft! Look at your money-obsessed look. You really do look like someone who can make money!"
Zheng Shengli said, patting his chest.
"Dad, how can you say that about your own son?"
"Look, I am promoting positive energy in society. There are family members of martyrs carrying plaques of honor and kneeling in front of the military district."
"This shows that the family members of martyrs must have encountered some kind of injustice and were bullied!"
"Then our Alpha Company is here to spread the influence and expand the focus."
"I am upholding justice and getting rid of harm for the people."
Zheng Xipo looked confused, not quite understanding what was going on, and stared at Zheng Shengli's computer screen for several seconds.
I can’t understand it anyway.
But, I saw a live broadcast, it was the live broadcast of "Lady" Wu Shuang carrying a plaque and kneeling in the military area...
He asked further suspiciously.
"How could someone really kneel before a military district carrying a plaque?"
"This is a rumor spread on the Internet. You are the one who helped the evildoer and spread the rumor, right?"
Zheng Shengli said seriously.
"Hey, Mr. Du Fu, I said before that I would sponsor you to publish your poetry collection with 20,000 yuan, but now I have to ask you to help me. Since you are suspected of defaming my reputation!"
“I think it’s necessary to reconsider.”
"Don't really think that I'm obsessed with money. My 'Zheng Qian' means the Qian in 'Qian Kun'! Not the Qian of money!"
Zheng Xipo pursed his lips, "Hmm? Zheng Qian, this name is not bad, quite domineering and righteous!"
Zheng Qian sighed, "That's more like it!"
Zheng Xipo and his son Zheng Qian kept talking to each other...
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Handong Province.
The capital is Jingzhou.
Provincial Party Committee and Provincial Government.
Office of the Provincial Party Committee Secretary.
Sha Ruijin's face was dark, gloomy and dim.
Since a few days ago, at the wedding of Zhao Donglai and Lu Yike.
He followed the order of Minister Lu Shouren and asked Secretary Bai to deliver two coffins.
who ever thought.
However, Qi Tongwei outwitted him and asked Secretary Bai to send the coffin back.
He also claimed that he would give the two coffins to him and Lu Shouren...
Sha Ruijin was so angry that he almost vomited blood and died on the spot.
Just when I was feeling angry.
Tian Guofu, secretary of the Provincial Commission for Discipline Inspection, walked in anxiously from outside the office.
"Secretary Sha, something has happened. A serious situation has occurred..."
Sha Ruijin recovered and looked at Tian Guofu, "Uh, Comrade Guofu, why are you being chased like a dog? What happened?"
When Tian Guofu came in, he picked up the phone and handed it to Sha Ruijin.
"Secretary Sha, look, someone is broadcasting live..."
Sha Ruijin glanced at Tian Guofu's phone screen.
He was stunned and shocked, and stammered in surprise.
"What does this... this 'noble lady' Wu Shuang carrying a plaque and kneeling in the military district mean?"
Tian Guofu let out a long sigh and said solemnly.
"Secretary Sha, this is probably the Zhao family's counterattack. They want Wu Shuang to carry the merit plaque of the Grand Marshal Zhao Shangzhong and kneel in the Jingbei Military Region..."
"The key is that we also invited a lot of news media reporters, and even had people broadcast it live simultaneously on the Internet."
"Not only is there no attempt to hide it, on the contrary, it's as if they are afraid that others won't know and are deliberately spreading the impact."
"And she's a big shot like 'Lady' Wu Shuang!"
"Secretary Sha, this is such a fierce situation, I'm afraid it won't be easy to deal with~"
Sha Ruijin was silent.
Although his face looked gloomy and sad.
But, he was obviously panicking...
"Comrade Guofu, in your opinion, what do you think this 'noble lady' Wu Shuang is trying to do by doing this?"