EBE Chapter 262: The Melon in Huadu is Easy and Plain
Chapter 262: The Melon in Huadu is Easy and Plain
After finishing her tea, Tian Xiaoxiao strode out of the tea shop and strolled on the street.
The crowd in the lobby hadn't come to their senses yet.
Wang Maocai has been working in Huadu for ten years, but no one has noticed that Wang Maocai is a woman?
She has so many concubines, how could she not be exposed?
I just can’t figure it out. If I follow Miss Tian, will there be any follow-up to the melon?
So some tea drinkers paid their bills and went to the street to look for Tian Xiaoxiao.
Tian Xiaoxiao hugged Daju and continued strolling on the street with Ade.
Lin Yunzhi took his people back to the inn where they were staying, Yunfu Inn.
Daju looked at the increasing number of onlookers gathering behind him and knew that they didn't understand why Wang Maocai had been impersonated for more than a decade without being discovered.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, how did Wang Maocai's wife deceive so many people? How can I explain this to the concubine?]
Daju: [Think for yourself.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I think there are many possibilities. The first possibility is that all of her concubines are her own people, so no one will expose it.]
Daju: [What else? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [And when I need to have sex, another man will do it for me.]
Daju: [You can think of something even more bizarre. ]
The spectators were shocked to their core; they had never seen anything like this before.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Could it be that all those concubines are men? ]
Daju: [They used to be men.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Oh wow, there are also sex reassignment surgeries in this era? ]
Daju: [The medical skills that are not passed on to outsiders in Dongchang. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I do know that some people are born with androgynous looks, and some men can dress up as women very well.]
Daju: [So, in this magical world, everything is possible. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, what industry do the people of Huadu City mainly rely on for their livelihood? ]
Daju: [We don’t have any industry yet, we only produce and sell our own products. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Didn’t the flowers get any share of the industry that Nangong Rui planned years ago? ]
Daju: [Huadu does not have abundant agricultural products, nor does it have traditional manufacturing, so Huadu does not receive support from the imperial court. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I see people coming and going in these shops. How can ordinary people go shopping without money? ]
Daju: [Fake money, no one knows about it, so don’t they all use fake money? ]
Crowd: Is all my money fake?
Some people subconsciously took out the copper coins they had on them. Are they all fake?
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The buyer uses fake money, and the seller accepts fake money? When the seller goes to buy goods, can he get the goods back with fake money?]
Daju: [Of course, but the goods we get back are not genuine.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Fake big city! ]
Daju: [Nangong Rui is going to have a headache. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This isn't difficult. We just need to get back the money Wang Maocai took.]
Daju: [She still has some money that hasn't been transferred out. Shall we go and dig it out now? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Tell Nangong Rui to do it. After all, this is his country. We shouldn’t do everything for him.]
Daju: [The daily life of the people in Huadu is very interesting, do you want to listen? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Yes, yes, tell me quickly.]
Daju: [There was a family whose husband died. His wife immediately fanned his body. The neighbor asked, "It was cold, why did you fan him?"]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Why? Fanning him after he died?]
Daju: [The wife wiped her tears and said, "Before my husband died, he told me, 'If you want to get married, you must wait until my flesh is cold.'"]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Haha, this shows that the wife can't wait to marry someone else. Maybe the husband's death is related to this wife.]
Daju: [That's the government's business. We won't interfere now. Besides, this happened years ago.]
The onlookers: Isn’t this Xu Lai Tou’s family’s business?
His wife married someone else right after he died and was buried.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Keep eating melons. Don’t the people in Huadu have to work? Isn’t the street too busy today? ]
Daju: [Some time ago, there were some henpecked men in Huadu who were abused by their wives, so they gathered ten people and swore a blood oath in one place, agreeing to support each other.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [No wonder Wang Maocai is controlled by his wife. It turns out that it has become a trend for men in Huadu to be afraid of their wives.]
Daju: [When the men were thanking the gods and drinking and swearing an oath, their wives heard about it and came to the place where they swore an oath in a group.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is going to be terrible! ]
Daju: [Nine of them were so scared that they hid everywhere, only one person sat upright without moving. The other nine people admired him very much.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is there a general among the dwarfs? ]
Daju: [Guess what? The remaining nine men said privately: "How can someone be so calm? He should be the big brother."]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Finally, is Big Brother still afraid of his wife? ]
Daju: [There was no chance to be afraid. Because after the wives left, everyone looked carefully and found that the man had been frightened to death.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Are women in Huadu so tough? Can they scare their husbands to death?]
Daju: [I won’t say much, but at least one-third of the men in Huadu are afraid of their wives. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [In a husband and wife relationship, if one person is afraid of the other, then they are at two extremes.]
Daju: [Which two extremes? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Either one person swallows his anger for the rest of his life and the family is harmonious. Or one person can’t help but explode, which will lead to tragedy, either death or serious injury.]
Daju: [You see things clearly! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [In marriage, a marriage is balanced only when both parties are equally matched. Of course, family harmony also requires certain methods.]
Daju: [The other day, someone asked that winery for advice on how to make wine.]
Tian Xiaoxiao looked forward and saw a big flag with the word "wine" fluttering in the wind.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is the restaurant owner unwilling to teach? ]
Daju: [Yes. The wine shop said: "One dou of rice, one liang of koji, add two dou of water, mix them together, brew for seven days, and it will become wine."]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What's the ending? Is the wine brewed?]
Daju: [The man was forgetful. When he came back, he mixed two dou of water with one liang of yeast. After seven days, he tasted it and it was still water. So he went to the wine shop and said that they had not taught him the real method of making wine.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Could that person have gotten the order wrong? ]
Daju: [The innkeeper said, "You definitely didn't do what I told you to do." The man said, "I followed your instructions and used two dou of water and one or two qu of liquor." The innkeeper asked, "Did you add rice?" The man patted his head, thought about it, and said, "Oh, I forgot to add rice!"]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How can it be brewed into wine without adding the main ingredients? The winery almost got blamed. How is the wine brewed by that family?]
Daju: [This is the best wine in Huadu! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Shall we go and try it?]
Daju: [What kind of wine do girls drink? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I’m known for being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk! ]
Daju: [I don't believe it. I want to go and see for myself.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Wait, I heard some noise.]
Daju: [Is it my turn to eat the melon? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [A few pangolins are saying that there are tunnels all over the underground of Huadu. It seems that we will be busy again! ]
Daju: [The soil in Huadu is soft. If there are tunnels underground, the houses will collapse! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [There is no time to lose! ]