EBE Chapter 225 A funny fight
Chapter 225 A funny fight
"Huh? What's going on?" Tian Xiaoxiao asked puzzledly.
"Who is acting so arrogantly here?" A majestic voice swept in.
"The Taoist priest from Qinglan Mountain?" Tian Xiaoxiao walked out of the yard holding the sacred bone.
"It turns out that it's a young boy who's causing trouble here! Give me your life!" The man swung a whisk at him without saying a word.
Tian Xiwen took the lead in protecting Tian Xiaoxiao, and used the judge's pen to block the whisk from the nameless Taoist priest for Tian Xiaoxiao.
Others also stood in front of Tian Xiaoxiao, forming a barrier.
"I was just planning to look for you, but you came to me on your own, saving me the trouble of running back and forth. Today, let's settle the account of Fuyong Town."
Tian Xiaoxiao inserted the divine bone into the ground.
Small flowers and grass suddenly grew in the land around the sacred bones.
Taoist Priest Wuming noticed this change and was shocked.
Who is this little girl? She can actually make flowers and plants grow?
Something even more amazing happened, the surrounding trees were also growing rapidly.
The small hill soon turned into a forest.
Taoist Priest Wuming felt like he had hit a rock. Why didn't anyone tell him that the foreigner they captured this time was so powerful?
Is it too late to back down and save my life?
Daju: [He got scared when he saw how powerful you are, and wanted to escape.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [That only works if he can escape! ]
Daju: [He has a treasure that can allow him to travel two thousand miles a day. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Grab it, it will be convenient for you to go anywhere in the future. ]
Wuming Taoist: How do they know I have a treasure?
Daju: [He is hiding very well! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How hidden is it? ]
Daju: [A place you can't imagine? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It can’t be in the asshole, right? ]
Daju: [Oh my goodness, you can even think of this? ]
Wuming Taoist: It's over. There are no secrets in front of them. But their mouths are not moving, and I can hear the sound. Is it only me who can hear it? Or can everyone here hear it?
The disciple behind the nameless Taoist: So the master hid the treasure there, no wonder no one can find it!
Tian Lele: How can I poop if it’s hidden in my asshole?
Forgive Tian Lele for not being a lady anymore after she ate the melon. She also learned the vulgarity of Tian Xiaoxiao in private.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [In our place, some people hide drugs in their bodies. This is how they do it!]
Daju: [You guys are really full of talented people, you can think of anything. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Some people even swallowed drugs in order to transport them!]
Daju: [Drugs? Swallow it? Won't I die?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I forgot to explain. The drug is similar to the opium here, but the drug in our place is of higher purity. After taking it, the mortality rate is very high, and it is impossible to quit.]
Daju: [Your place is really scary! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The most terrifying thing is the human heart. For money, they will do anything evil. Just like now, this group of people are also killing and robbing for money.]
Daju: [Hurry up and grab the treasure! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Watch me, I will make the treasure come out automatically.]
Daju: [The scene that will happen soon is bound to be a scene with a flavor. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao rummaged in her arms, took out a pill, crushed it in her hand, and then flew in front of the nameless Taoist while he was still messy in the wind.
A talisman was pasted on the nameless Taoist to immobilize him.
Then he pried open the nameless Taoist's mouth and put the crushed pill into his mouth.
Tian Xiaoxiao returned to her original position with a smile on her face.
“Mom, remember to cover your nose or block your sense of smell, because it will - stink! Haha, hahahaha…”
Tian Xiaoxiao was already bent over and laughing non-stop.
From the nameless Taoist's side, there was a "Puff, puff, puff" sound, first a fart, and then the sound of diarrhea in the toilet.
The instrument is quite large, so it is not easy to expel it.
The yard was then filled with the sounds of farting, diarrhea, and the sound of the nameless Taoist exerting too much force.
He couldn't move, but he had to expel the treasure hidden in his rectum.
Originally, he wanted to hold it in until the effect of the medicine wore off, but the medicine that Tian Xiaoxiao gave him was too strong.
I can’t hold it in. I can’t hold it in at all.
"Sister, what medicine did you give him? It's so effective? Give me one!"
Tian Lele felt that the person who made this medicine was simply a genius.
"Sister, I fed him a divine laxative. Even a god would have diarrhea for three days and three nights after eating it, let alone a Taoist priest in the human world."
Tian Xiaoxiao was still smiling: Since you hid the treasure in a secret place, we can only use extraordinary means to get it out!
Daju: [Only you can come up with this idea. But it will be very messy when you take it out.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [So I don’t want to use this treasure. I’ll give it to whoever can accept it without any prior grudges.]
The Tian family: In the future, if we work hard at practicing, we can travel a thousand miles a day. We don’t mind traveling two thousand miles a day. We don’t need this kind of smelly treasure.
Daju: [I’m afraid no one is willing to use it? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Don't worry, I will definitely wash it clean and purify it.]
Daju: [Who are you going to give it to? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It would be a good idea to give it to Nangong Rui. As the emperor, he needs to understand the people's sentiments. With this treasure, he can travel half of Mingning Country in one day.]
Daju: [Unless no one tells him the origin of this treasure! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The reason why this nameless Taoist hid the treasure here is because he has been fasting for a long time and hardly needs to go to the toilet! ]
Daju: [I didn’t even tell you, and you guessed it? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The lice on his body said that! I am dying of laughter, I can’t stop laughing now. And he is still a sloppy Taoist! ]
Daju: [I’m really drunk.]
The nameless Taoist exerted his strength one last time and sprayed out the treasure, which passed through his Taoist robe and flew to Tian Xiaoxiao.
"Certainly!"
Tian Xiaoxiao fixed the treasure still, then took out a pair of gloves from the bracelet, put them on, and carefully placed the treasure in a basin of solution in her hand.
Taoist Priest Wuming just watched Tian Xiaoxiao create many things out of thin air.
The treasure that I had treasured for so long was taken away just like that. The means used were extremely cruel, and it was known to everyone. How can I live in the future?
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, has Taoist Wuming ever done any good deeds? ]
Daju: [Is it considered a good deed if I don’t step on an ant on the road? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This person must have killed a lot of people, right? ]
Daju: [He uses a magic weapon to travel 2,000 miles a day to steal babies. Do you think he has killed many people?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He deserves death for his crime! ]
Daju: [Hurry up, don't let him take advantage of the situation, this guy is very cunning.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He is just a loach. I am going to fry him and eat him today.]
Daju: [He not only steals babies from Mingning Country, but also frequently goes to several neighboring countries.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [It is unjust for this man not to die. Does he have any other secrets? If not, I will kill him directly! ]
Daju: [Wait! His life experience is related to the Posuo Kingdom. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is there any movement in Posuo country again? ]
Daju: [That’s right, the old king and his wife refused to give up! ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [After we finish dealing with things here, let’s go to Posuo Country to eat melons! ]
Daju: [That’s fine. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Let my eldest brother decide whether these people live or die. I need to rest for a while. I feel sleepy again.]