EBE Chapter 199 Eat your own melon
Chapter 199 Eat your own melon
Daju: [Have you seen this? Where is this place? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [My time and space! ]
Daju: [It’s difficult! That time and space is the most difficult to get through. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Why?]
Daju: [I don’t know either. Anyway, no one in the heavens has been there to experience tribulations for 100,000 years, so we know very little about that time and space.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Haven’t you been there before?]
Daju: [I've been there, but only for a short time. If you stay longer, your cultivation will continue to decline.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is our time and space cursed? ]
Daju: [It seems so. ]
Daju: It’s all because of you.
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Qingchen, are you saying that it is possible for me to return to that time and space? ]
Daju: [I never said that.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I will work hard to cultivate when I return to Shengjing. I will go back for revenge! Those who killed me must be punished! ]
Daju: [Why have you become so vindictive? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Reincarnated, I must repay kindness with kindness and revenge with revenge! ]
Daju: [Let's study together how to go to your time and space without losing our cultivation.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What should I do with my sister's black guy? ]
When the Black Swan heard Tian Xiaoxiao calling him a nigger, he rubbed Tian Lele in grievance.
"Stop rubbing. Aren't you a nigger? There's no other color on your body except black." Tian Lele slapped the nigger away from his arm.
The Black Swan is about to cry.
[I have a name, my name is Qingyan, but I can't speak now. ]
[When I was trying to pass the tribulation, I was harmed by my demon companion, so I failed to pass the tribulation. ]
[It's also my fault for being blind and meeting the wrong person. I originally thought that I would help her after I succeeded in overcoming the tribulation, but I didn't expect that she would become a stumbling block for me and send me away directly.]
[If I had never harmed anyone and was saved by a passing God, how could I have had the chance to see the light of day again! ]
[The God asked me to wait here, waiting for the person who can save me. ]
[I have been wandering here for who knows how many years. This girl spotted me as soon as she came in. The God said that I will follow whoever can see me, and he will help me become a ghost cultivator and then cultivate into a physical body.]
Tian Xiaoxiao listened attentively to the Black Swan's thoughts.
[Qingchen, I know the origin of the black ghost. ]
Daju: [Tell me about it.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [He was harmed by his demon partner when he was undergoing a tribulation, and was saved by a passing god. He is being kept here, waiting for his destined master.]
Daju: [The God he mentioned would save him, is it because he has never harmed anyone as a demon cultivator? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Yes.]
Daju: No matter where you are, the standard of the gods will never change! They are really consistent.
Tian Lele felt a little sorry for the black guy.
Daju: [Did he tell me the final ending of his demon partner? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I didn’t say that.]
Daju: [It is very likely that his demon partner lived a good life later, so the god kept his soul here. Your sister only needs to spend a little time to save him.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [What do you mean? His demon partner, a scumbag, can actually live a pretty good life? Good people don't live long, but evil people live for thousands of years? Isn't the way of heaven afraid of chaos? ]
Daju: [In order to balance time and space, this can’t be helped. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Is it so difficult for good people to be rewarded and bad people to be punished? ]
Daju: [You try to be an emperor, and you will understand why some bad emperors would still keep them and use them. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is not something I should be thinking about. Also, my second brother didn’t see it. Would he come in and realize something?]
Daju: [Just go and take a look and you will know. ]
"Sister, you should just figure out how to help this black guy become a physical body! I don't know if my soul-falling lamp can be of any use to him."
"I'll borrow it from my mother and try it out later."
"Well, I'll go see my second brother."
"Well, go ahead, I'll stay here for a while."
On the way to find Tian Xiwu, Tian Xiaoxiao saw Lin Bingsheng calling the shots.
[Qingchen, my cousin is so talented! ]
Daju: [He seems to be a low-profile person, but unexpectedly he is the most powerful one. I wonder if your cousin did too many good things in his previous life? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Can you get this blessing if you do a lot of good things? ]
Daju: [Of course, otherwise why do all time and space encourage people to be good instead of evil? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I did a lot of good things in my previous life. ]
Daju: [Really?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Of course. There are many gossips that I haven’t exposed, even if others pay me to do so.]
Daju: [Come on, come on, eat your own melon. What was the most money you ever received in your last life? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [A rival of a popular star paid me this amount of money to take photos of the popular star and her boyfriend checking into a hotel. Although I was able to take the photos, I did not accept the order.]
Tian Xiaoxiao showed eight fingers.
Daju: [What does eight fingers mean? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Old-fashioned, eight-digit money. Enough for me to eat and drink as much as I want for the rest of my life.]
Daju: [Your bank account is already nine figures, and you still care about that little money? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Who would dislike having too much money? ]
Daju: [After you died, did your vampire brother get your money? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Hehe, no! He probably only got a few hundred thousand! It's my parents' retirement money. I kept the rest abroad and entrusted an agency to handle it.]
Daju: [Hmm? Is this still possible?]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [I have made a will. If I die unexpectedly, all the money will be donated to an organization to support poor and motivated women.]
Daju: [Aren’t you afraid that others will take all your money? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [You probably don’t know that we have a Nobel Prize, right?]
Daju: [I don’t know.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [The guy who invented dynamite donated a sum of money to award prizes to those who have made the greatest contributions to mankind in the fields of science and literature in the future.]
Daju: [This person is really great. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Every year, the winner of each award can get a considerable amount of bonus, several million! This has been done for more than a hundred years.]
Daju: [The heaven should also set up such an award to give those who have made great contributions to the heaven a lifespan equal to that of the heaven.]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Don’t you feel lonely after living too long? Everyone you knew is dead, and you are the only one left in the world. ]
Daju: [Won’t you continue to meet new people? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [How can I have so many thoughts when I am old? ]
Daju: [By the way, you are over four years old, why don’t you have any friends? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Where did my four-year-old friends come from?]
Daju: [I had a good brother when I was four years old. ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [Where is your good brother now? ]
Daju: [Yeah, where did he go? I'm not in heaven, how come he never looked for me? ]
Tian Xiaoxiao: [This is what you call a good brother? I don’t want him! ]
Lord God: "You only remember your good brother now?"
Daju: "Lord God, why do you always appear from time to time?"
Lord God: "Don't mention the heaven all the time, or I won't hear you."
Daju: "Lord God, where is Mu Bai now?"
God: "Killed by me."
Daju: “Why?”
God: "Because you were almost killed by him."
Daju: "He won't hurt me, you must be mistaken!"