EBE Chapter 351 Are you serious about calling me dad?
Chapter 351 Are you serious about calling me dad?
The man called out "Dad".
Lu Ling was confused.
The barrage of comments exploded with laughter in a second.
[Hahaha, are you serious, bro? Are you serious about calling me dad?]
[Master, just calling out "Dad" dispelled the death curse.]
【Man: Even a tiger won’t eat its own cubs! 】
[Hahaha, I can’t stop laughing. This is the blessing of being uneducated!]
[Young man, your English makes you brave(/▽╲)]
[Hahaha, I can't stop laughing. In such a terrifying situation, he actually yelled "Dad". Ah, I really am!]
[Who understands? I laughed to tears! ]
[When I saw that face, I was ready to scream through the screen, but he called me "Dad!"]
[Ghost: He...? He called me... Dad?]
【Hahaha, the ghost was immediately overjoyed and took great care of his adopted son.】
[Although, this ghost is Shika Aya. ]
【not good!!】
……
The barrage reacted immediately.
Everyone broke into a cold sweat, worried for the man.
really.
The next second, the ghost in the window slowly stuck its head out of the window.
The corners of his mouth turned up, revealing his fangs.
"Good~"
"What did you call me?"
The eerie and hoarse voice sounded like it crawled out of hell.
The man was so frightened that his whole body tensed up.
He hurriedly called out again: "Dad!"
Oh my god, Lu Ling almost couldn’t hold it in.
She held herself tight.
"Good~"
The man saw that it really worked and the ghost didn't eat him.
It is true that even a tiger won’t eat its own cubs.
He fell to his knees with a "bang".
"Daddy, Daddy!"
Lu Ling: “…”
The girlfriend standing behind the man: ???
The man shouted "Dad" more than ten times in a row, and suddenly remembered his girlfriend behind him.
He hurriedly tugged at her sleeve.
"Hurry, kneel down and call daddy."
girl:?
[Oh my god, not only did he cheat on himself, he also cheated on his girlfriend! ]
【Dude, you're awesome! 】
[Dude, go back and get ready to kneel on the washboard罒w罒]
[I can’t stop laughing. I actually saw it wrong at first glance, thinking dei.]
【I thought of der, hahaha! 】
[Actually, there is nothing wrong with reading it as "father", but the pronunciation of "father" is "罒w罒"]
Although I never passed my English exam, I still know this word.
[To be honest, as someone with an English level 8, my first reaction was also "Dad" (/▽╲)]
So, his girlfriend might have also made a mistake?
[No, I looked at the girl with a question mark on her face, haha!]
[So, what do you think? Is she kneeling, or...?]
……
There was a lot of discussion on the barrage.
Haunted house scene.
The girl looked confused and felt something was wrong.
But when he looked up, he was met with that pale ghost face and bloodshot eyes.
My heart suddenly skipped a beat.
He knelt down quickly and shouted.
"father!"
Lu Ling chuckled.
"Oh My God!"
(￣▽￣)／
A mask and a screen couldn't stop her from showing off.
Lu Ling's voice was full of arrogance.
"Oh, since you are so sincere, I feel embarrassed to refuse."
She leaned half of her body out of the window and raised her hand.
"Be flat."
The couple looked at each other and saw relief in each other's eyes.
Very good!
It really works!
Although they also couldn't understand why this ghost liked to recognize children everywhere.
It's just... hard to comment.
The large-scale family recognition ceremony was filled with such joy that Chi Xian'an in the opposite room was envious.
The envy in his eyes couldn't be hidden.
If he hadn't been on a mission, he would have rushed over and made them shout 'Ma!'
It is not impossible.
(￣▽￣)／
pity……
No, he couldn't just be envious.
I can't just leave it like that.
He had to do something.
Chi Xian'an's mind raced, and he hurriedly searched the room.
Sure enough, a bottle of plasma was found.
He quickly opened the plasma, then took out his phone and looked at the phone screen in the mirror.
Then he dipped his fingers in the blood and wrote on his face.
After living for 24 years, this is the first time I feel that English is so useful.
Awesome!
So, when Lu Ling said "stand up".
The young couple helped each other to stand up.
The girl just stood up when she heard some movement behind her.
I turned my head subconsciously and saw a figure rushing out from the opposite room.
The girl was so frightened that she screamed:
"Ahhhh-"
My boyfriend was also startled and subconsciously looked over as well.
But, at the critical moment, he stopped abruptly.
This is a haunted house, it's all fake anyway.
If you're scared after watching it, then don't watch it.
Just look at your girlfriend.
So he quickly opened his arms and held his girlfriend in his arms.
Patting her back gently, he consoled her, "Don't be afraid, it's all fake."
"I'm here, I'm here, don't be afraid, baby."
"..."
This scene made netizens in the live broadcast room envious.
【Wow, this little brother is so gentle. 】
[Your emotions are so stable, I envy you.]
【I want to talk.】
[Don't be too ridiculous, I already have a girlfriend.]
Does he have any brothers?
[Oh my, what an unexpected mouthful of dog food.]
【It’s so sweet! 】
【I'm so jealous! 】
[Tsk tsk… I smell the sour stench of love! ]
……
The comments were all over the place, with some expressing envy, some expressing satisfaction, and some expressing jealousy.
on site.
The boy was still hugging his girlfriend and coaxing her softly.
Gradually, the girl calmed down.
I'm not that scared anymore, but my curiosity is still growing.
So she opened her eyes and looked over again.
Good guy!
The ghost was standing at the door of the opposite room, staring at her with a pair of empty eyes.
The girl shuddered with fear.
After forcing myself to calm down, I looked again.
There was also a line of words on that guy's pale face.
Oh, it’s pinyin.
No, it seems to be English.
The girl stared at the string of letters and thought for a moment.
It dawned on me.
She hurriedly opened her bag and began to search.
Boyfriend: “???”
Barrage.
【what? 】
【What are you doing? 】
【Are you looking for gloves? 】
[Isn't the little girl scared silly? ]
……
Just when everyone was confused.
on site.
The boy couldn't help but asked.
"What's wrong, baby? What are you looking for?"
The girl said, "Change."
"He gave him five dollars."
Boyfriend: ???
Lu Ling: ???
Chi Xian'an: (￣▽￣)／
Yeah!
Damn!
Oops!
Success?
The girl searched for a long time and finally found the wallet.
I was in a panic and searched for a long time but couldn't find the five-yuan note.
She pulled out a ten-yuan note.
"Ten... ten yuan, is that okay?"
"No... no five-yuan ones."
Chi Xian'an: "Okay, okay, okay!"
That's great!
Barrage.
I'm drunk!
[Sure enough, two different people can sleep in the same bed.]
【o(￣▽￣)d Awesome! 】
……
The girl stuffed ten yuan into Chi Xianan's hand.
Then he looked at the boy again.
The boy hurriedly searched his pockets.
"I...I don't have any cash."
The girl hurriedly took out another twenty-yuan note from her wallet and handed it to her boyfriend.
After the boyfriend took it, he didn't even dare to look at it and gave it directly to Chi Xian'an.
“Here…here you are!”
(￣▽￣)／Chi Xian’an looked smug.
I couldn't help laughing out loud.
"Hey hey hey..."
Because I wear a voice changer, this voice is——
Especially eerie.
It sounds particularly creepy to the ears of young couples.
The two of them discussed it and quickly took out another one-yuan note.
Hand it to him.
“Is…enough?”
"It's not much change, please don't blame me!"
Chi Xian'an: "Hehehe..."