After hearing my voice, the whole court went crazy

Chapter 207 Admission Troubles 2

He wondered if he had walked into the wrong class.

No crying or making a fuss?

Mr. Yuan coughed lightly and said seriously, "Ahem, everyone return to your seats."

The children had no choice but to shrink their necks and return to their seats reluctantly.

Mr. Yuan didn't care what they thought. He introduced himself step by step, called out the names, and then talked about the courses they were going to learn and the rules. He talked like this for an hour.

[Ah, so boring, so boring! ]

The system came out and asked: [Host, do you want to eat melon?]

Zheng Anning was instantly alert when he heard this. [What melon? ]

[This Mr. Yuan, he looks like a decent guy, but I didn’t expect him to be so extravagant]

Hearing this, all the children's eyes lit up and they stared at Mr. Yuan closely, although they didn't know what was wrong with Mr. Yuan and what he meant by playing with flowers.

Are you playing with flowers?

Mr. Yuan's scalp tingled and he opened his eyes wide to look carefully at who was speaking.

"Who, who is speaking? Stand up yourself"

[Mr. Yuan's only son died, so in order to maintain the family line, they came up with the idea of ​​borrowing sperm.]

Children: ??? What is borrowing seeds? Borrowing seeds?

His son can't do it, why can't he do it?

[Who can I borrow seeds from? No one is good enough for me, and no one is good enough for me either]

[So in order to let his son carry on the family line, Mr. Yuan decided to have sex with his daughter-in-law, and they eventually developed a relationship.]

【Mr. Yuan’s wife saw that her husband’s heart was not with her and became unhappy. In a fit of rage, she started a quarrel with Mr. Yuan.】

[But the son couldn't stand this messy relationship and committed suicide one day. ]

The children were excited. He committed suicide? Why did he commit suicide? He was emotionally touched. How did he do it?

A group of children made a decision and went home after school to ask their parents.

Why don't you ask your classmates? Because that would make you feel ignorant.

[Mrs. Yuan was heartbroken. In order to avenge her son, she gave Mr. Yuan a drug that would make him infertile. Hahahaha]

Child: A drug to make you sterile? What is it?

Mr. Yuan was so angry that he could not stand. His face turned pale and cold sweat kept coming out of his forehead. He held on to the table with trembling hands, so he did not fall down.

Who is it?

How did she know? It was clearly a girl's voice.

A drug to make you infertile? Is it true or not? No wonder there has been no result after so long.

It happened that the headmaster, the deputy headmaster, the dean and others came for inspection, and they could hear everything clearly from outside the classroom.

Where does this sound come from?

Several people asked each other in a low voice whether they heard it.

"Is this Mr. Yuan from this class? Is his family tradition so chaotic?"

"Did his son really commit suicide?" the headmaster asked the deputy headmaster curiously.

The deputy head of the mountain happened to be Leng Yushi. He shook his head as if he was used to it. "I'm not sure about that. I guess it is."

He thought, who knows!

Zheng Anning looked at the trembling Mr. Yuan, "Sir, are you okay? Do you need to see a doctor?"

When Mr. Yuan heard the familiar voice and looked at the naive and innocent girl, who was asking him with great concern, he became so angry that he couldn't catch his breath and passed out.

The children looked at each other, not knowing what to do. They didn’t want to come to school in the first place, didn’t they expect it to be so exciting?

On the first day, Mr. Yuan was so angry that he died? They didn’t seem to have done anything!

"Mr. Yuan, wake up?" Zheng An Ning watched him faint, and hurriedly ran forward and pinched his Ren Zhong point.

Some brave children also ran up to join in the fun, and asked excitedly, "Sister, what are you doing?"

"Why did you pinch his face?"

"Why did you faint, sir?"

“Yes, yes!”

"Oh, I see. My sister must be treating her."

Zheng An Ning saw that he couldn't wake him up no matter how hard he pinched him, so he had to pull a child and said, "Little Fatty, go out and find someone. The master is dying."

The fat boy was bewildered as he was drafted into the army. He was not very happy about it, but thinking that his master was about to die, he ran away.

Some younger children have already started crying, "Oh my god, the master is going to die! I heard people say that when you die, you have to be buried in the ground."

"Ah! Buried in the soil?"

"Then should we set a trap for him?" Leng Yuxuan asked in a troubled manner, pulling his sleeves.

The crying little girl was shocked when she heard this and hiccupped in fear. "Ah! Do we still need to dig a hole?"

She looked at Mr. Yuan, who was so big, then looked at her own chubby little hands and started crying again, "Wow, he's so big, I can't dig it out, woo!"

When the other children saw Zheng Anning pinching the philtrum, they followed suit. Since they couldn’t pinch the philtrum, they pinched the arms and thighs!

Some even grabbed his neck.

This was the scene that the headmaster and his companions saw when they came in. The scene was exceptionally harmonious yet strange.

Mr. Yuan was surrounded by children, who took turns pinching his flesh and asking him after they were done, "Are you awake?"

"Oh, this disease is so serious!"

There was also a clever child who pretended to touch his non-existent beard, pinched his hand and felt his pulse, and said, "Sir, you have kidney deficiency. I'm afraid you won't live long. Alas."

“What is kidney deficiency?”

[Hahahaha, even kidney deficiency has appeared. Are kids nowadays so good at playing? ]

Mr. Yuan, who was lying on the ground, was grimacing and rolling his eyes because of the pinching. He had actually woken up a long time ago, but with so many children surrounding him, he couldn't wake up and didn't dare to because of the loss of face.

Who knew that they would come up one by one and strangle him!

Zheng Anning had already stood aside to watch the show. She didn't expect that these little kids were so funny. Hahahaha!

[Hey, little girl, where are you going to pinch? You can't pinch there! Actually, it's not impossible, hahahahahahahaha]

Zheng Anning covered her mouth and laughed secretly. She really saw

The little girl who just said she wanted to dig a hole, I don’t know how old she is, was now looking for a place to pinch, but she couldn’t find one after searching for a long time, so she finally slapped her hands between her legs.

"Hahahahahahahaha," Zheng Anning's devilish laughter echoed in the classroom, especially eye-catching.

The headmaster was so frightened that he was in a panic, not knowing what to do. He had just seen what the little girl did.

He wanted to laugh but felt it was inappropriate, so he forced himself to hold it back. His old face turned red, and the corners of his mouth opened and closed again, like he was having a seizure.

Although it was a bit embarrassing, he could only pretend to be calm and put his hand to his mouth and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, kids, get out of the way! Don't mess around."

If they had continued to fight, the news would have gotten out. On the first day of school, the student was so angry that the teacher fainted and beat him to death.

[Who is this old man? Why is Censor Leng here too?] Zheng Anning looked at the old man who came in curiously.

The children stopped one after another, but Leng Yuxuan refused to do it. He said seriously, "We are helping the master to cure his illness, otherwise he would die."

"Yes, when you die you have to be buried in the ground."